Even Better Than Kim Kardashian's Website
I really needed something to smile about this morning and so I would like to thank Audrina Patridge, her blog, and her fans who comment for bringing a smile to my face.
The following is considered exclusive breaking news on her website.
I'm having a great day! My manager and agent just called to tell me that I've been offered a guest appearance on a new comedy series airing on FOX this fall!
The show is called "Do Not Disturb," and Jerry O'Connell is the star. It takes place in New York City at a swanky hotel. But, behind the scenes, there is a major struggle for power between the manager Neal (O'Connell) and the human resources manager Rhonda (Niecy Nash).
I will be playing a guest checking into the hotel and I am going to film my scenes sometime next week! I think Jerry O'Connell is hysterical (have you guys seen his video on that website Funny or Die!?) and I can't wait to meet Niecy!
The following is considered exclusive breaking news on her website.
I'm having a great day! My manager and agent just called to tell me that I've been offered a guest appearance on a new comedy series airing on FOX this fall!
The show is called "Do Not Disturb," and Jerry O'Connell is the star. It takes place in New York City at a swanky hotel. But, behind the scenes, there is a major struggle for power between the manager Neal (O'Connell) and the human resources manager Rhonda (Niecy Nash).
I will be playing a guest checking into the hotel and I am going to film my scenes sometime next week! I think Jerry O'Connell is hysterical (have you guys seen his video on that website Funny or Die!?) and I can't wait to meet Niecy!
Wow. That is amazing. What will be more amazing is if Jerry O'Connell even knows your name. I think she is trying to make this sound as if she got some type of Britney or Lindsay guest role on a hit network drama instead of a show that hasn't even aired and might be cancelled by the time her spot appears.
So, she hears the news, and after jumping up and down and squealing she decides she has to share this joyous news with all her fans. I love how she talks herself into believing it is the greatest role ever. Her manager and agent have it really easy if she gets blown away by this kind of news. This comment from one of her fans is quite possibly the best comment ever.
On August 13, 2008 6:50 PM, hill fanatic! said:
need more details!! you'll have to keep us posted on whether jerry oconnell is cuter in person than on tv. rebecca romijn is looking quite chunky these days... you should swoop in.
So basically, the fan thinks that Jerry is fug on television, and that Audrina should steal a married man from his pregnant wife. Nice fans you got there Audrina.
Wait, Niecy Nash left Reno 911?!?!??! Or did Reno get cancelled!?!??!
ReplyDeleteSomehow I don't think this is causing Rebecca too much stress!
ReplyDeleteare we sure the young commenter is not a disguised britney or even miley .. "y'all .."
ReplyDeleteregardless, if possible, she is even lower on the irrelevant scale than, dare I say it, jen aniston!
a star is born
ReplyDeletei love ya El but these girls aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
ReplyDeletehey at least they arent complete bitches who get caught with a DUI, pantyless or paying homelss people to fight. so they want fame,big deal. at least they are out working for it and not on their backs 'workin it'...IMO.
My name is Jax and I like the Hills.
I've seen the pilot. This show is nothing to write home about at all. I predict it might get four airings before it gets canceled, and that's being generous. (Niecy is the ONLY redeemable quality about the whole, dumb show.) If we're lucky, Audrina's glorified walk on will never air.
ReplyDeleteAw, Enty, sorry you had a bad morning. :(
ReplyDeleteKristin, I think she ditched the 911.
Flora, that makes me sad - from the commercials, I thought it would be good.
Classy fans for a classy gal!
You guys, Niecy didn't ditch 911! She's been known to do more than one show at a time and 911! has weird seasons and shooting schedules.
ReplyDeleteFish, I guess that's what I get for trusting the IMDB boards. You'd think I'd know better by now.
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ReplyDeleteI absolutely hate to do this and show my ignorance (or age) , but just who the hell is she? (Audrina that is...)
ReplyDeleteMerlin, you should be thanking your lucky stars you don't know who she is. She's one of the reality skanks from "The Hills." Best known for getting a really good boob job, then for some reason trading it in for a really bad one.
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMN IT will these girls from "the Hills" go away. UGHHH... sorry i just can't stand them.
ReplyDeleteOhhh i liked Niecy on Reno 911.
Was this one the fans that called in to the radio show about Brody Jenner or someone like that?
ReplyDeleteRR can hold her own.
I work 2nd shift so for the most part I'm spared what's passing for network television these days.
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying I'm in no danger of that show appearing one of these days on "Nick At Nite" or TVLand? (The only thing worth watching when I get home from work) - then there truly is a God.
It didn't seem to me like she was being a douche (or whatever the female equivalent is). She seemed genuinely excited to be doing something OTHER than The Hills.
ReplyDeleteAnd why bag on the fan who seems to be pretty good at typing coherent sentences without using internet-speak?
Anyway, I hope this show does well just so that O'Connell and Niecy can become bigger stars. I hope to see the day that Sherry Shepard gets kicked off the view in favor of Niecy.
"I hope to see the day that Sherry Shepard gets kicked off the view in favor of Niecy."
ReplyDeleteOh man, that would be brilliant!!!