Even Better Than Kim Kardashian's Website

I really needed something to smile about this morning and so I would like to thank Audrina Patridge, her blog, and her fans who comment for bringing a smile to my face.

The following is considered exclusive breaking news on her website.

I'm having a great day! My manager and agent just called to tell me that I've been offered a guest appearance on a new comedy series airing on FOX this fall!

The show is called "Do Not Disturb," and Jerry O'Connell is the star. It takes place in New York City at a swanky hotel. But, behind the scenes, there is a major struggle for power between the manager Neal (O'Connell) and the human resources manager Rhonda (Niecy Nash).

I will be playing a guest checking into the hotel and I am going to film my scenes sometime next week! I think Jerry O'Connell is hysterical (have you guys seen his video on that website Funny or Die!?) and I can't wait to meet Niecy!

Wow. That is amazing. What will be more amazing is if Jerry O'Connell even knows your name. I think she is trying to make this sound as if she got some type of Britney or Lindsay guest role on a hit network drama instead of a show that hasn't even aired and might be cancelled by the time her spot appears.

So, she hears the news, and after jumping up and down and squealing she decides she has to share this joyous news with all her fans. I love how she talks herself into believing it is the greatest role ever. Her manager and agent have it really easy if she gets blown away by this kind of news. This comment from one of her fans is quite possibly the best comment ever.

On August 13, 2008 6:50 PM, hill fanatic! said:
need more details!! you'll have to keep us posted on whether jerry oconnell is cuter in person than on tv. rebecca romijn is looking quite chunky these days... you should swoop in.

So basically, the fan thinks that Jerry is fug on television, and that Audrina should steal a married man from his pregnant wife. Nice fans you got there Audrina.