Diddy Needs To Stop Drinking So Much Coffee

You know that even if I dislike someone immensely, if they do something interesting or funny or amusing, or really just about anything if it is a slow day, I can be nice to them. I'm a nice guy. So, Sean Combs, aka, The HeyDiddleDiddle, posted a pretty funny video on YouTube about how even he hates high gas prices. Now, his definition of hurting the pocketbook is different than ours. In the video he talks about how it costs him about $200,000 to fly two round trips between NY and LA on his private jet, and so for now he is going to fly commercial. Specifically American Airlines which, knowing them has probably already dropped to its knees and opened wide at the chance for serving The Diddinator. For Oprah they just usually bend over, so this is different for them.

Anyway, you know it must be killing Diddy inside to have his jet just sitting on the ground at some airport. No more, "let's go for a ride Sienna in my jet." "Now, it's hey Cassie, make sure you get me a Cinnabon on the way back from the bathroom."

I love Cinnabon. They are like the crack of pastry.

In the video, Doody, wants us to feel sorry for him that he is having to go to the airport and see regular people and fly next to someone else in an airplane, and eat really bad food. It kind of comes out sounding hollow and untrue, much like the rest of his life. In addition to the superficiality of his life, you also have to endure what appears to be about a 50 cup of coffee a day habit from Diddily Piddily because the camera just will not stop shaking. Blair Witch was shot on a tripod compared to this. Anyway, with all that being said, it is 2 minutes of your day. What the hell else are you going to do today? Work. Haha (voice of Nelson from The Simpsons)