Let's alter Amber's comment to make it Ramsey-esque:
"HELLO SEXY (f*cking b*itch), I'D LOVE TO EAT GOURMET (f*ucking) SUSHI THAT I'VE ALREADY (bl*ody) PREPARED WITH THE FRESHEST INGREDIENTS, OFF OF YOUR NAKED (blo*dy) BODY...
(Text me back or piss off)"
Can you imagine how he must talk in the bedroom????-sigh-
Ooooo not Ramsay! I hope not! I bet his texts are all in caps..
ReplyDeletePlease be Ramsey! And, Gordon, feel free to text me anytime!!!
ReplyDeleteMarisa - YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!
ReplyDeletehahaaa....amber!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought as well.
ReplyDeleteSecond thought: Jamie Oliver. I bet he can text fast.
"HELLO SEXY, I'D LOVE TO EAT GOURMET SUSHI THAT I'VE ALREADY PREPARED WITH THE FRESHEST INGREDIENTS, OFF OF YOUR NAKED BODY"
ReplyDeleteThat's how I imagine it :)
Okay, I have to stop checking the comments for this post, 'cause I'm at work and I'm getting all heated up. :)
ReplyDeleteLet's alter Amber's comment to make it Ramsey-esque:
ReplyDelete"HELLO SEXY (f*cking b*itch), I'D LOVE TO EAT GOURMET (f*ucking) SUSHI THAT I'VE ALREADY (bl*ody) PREPARED WITH THE FRESHEST INGREDIENTS, OFF OF YOUR NAKED (blo*dy) BODY...
(Text me back or piss off)"
Can you imagine how he must talk in the bedroom????-sigh-
Tyler Florence? Because he had a show called "How to Boil Water"?
ReplyDeletedamnit, how could I forget the swearing haha
ReplyDelete(Text me back or piss off)" LOLLLLLLLLLL
"HELLO SEXY (f*cking b*itch)"-
ReplyDeletewhat, don't all texts begin that way or just mine? Ha ha ha.
Ooh I could see Jamie Oliver being a big flirt...
ReplyDeleteIt he didn't have jacked up teeth, I would do him.