Thursday, July 24, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This former female reality star and now just a D list wannabe decided to make a move on the mahogany one also known as Ronaldo. She offered her services to him for the evening at a reasonable $5000 at which point he laughed and laughed and said, "Look around. Look at me. Why would I pay for anyone?"

#2 - Speaking of reality stars. I've heard this twice today, but since it isn't Christmas I can't believe it until I see it. Could it be that our athlete has finally seen the light and broken it off with the reality star I cannot stand.

80 comments:

  1. ronaldo mcdonaldo? who?

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  2. Ronaldo, football (soccer to most yanks) star.

    #2 - Jessica Simpson most likely. But it could also be Bruce Jenner (although I think ENT hates the daughter much more than the wife). No way can it be Posh & Becks!

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  3. 1) The very first person who hopped in my head was Trishelle whatsherface. You know who I'm talking about. I'm very proud to not know her last name.
    2) I dunno.

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  4. OOOOH! Okay, Skumkid. Good job. Kim Kardashian! She'll be fucking someone else in no time, if she isn't already.

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  5. 2.Kim K and Reggie Bush
    REALLY?!!?
    Details please

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  6. #1 - Paris Hilton
    http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/12

    #2 - like the Kim guess - hope it's her.

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  7. Sorry, but I just do not get the appeal of Ronaldo. He's oily and kind of ridiculous. LOVE his response, though, that's classic. Good for him!

    Love the Kim K guess, sounds like her.

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  8. ha ha the big "W" got dumped.

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  9. i find it hard to believe that heiress hilton would literally prostitute herself out to a soccer player. it would be more inclined to believe it was her if there was not money involved- because i mean she has a shitload of money already.
    and does she constitute dlist?
    just because she has no talent- does this automatically relegate her to the d-list? i would figure she is b list just because of her prominency in pop culture...

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  10. Are you talking about Trishelle from "Real World Vegas?" I SWEAR I saw her running around in fake silk PJ's and high heels on Tropicana Ave. near the Strip. She was being chased by the manager of the McDonald's, where I gathered she regularly swiped stuff off the counter. Budget Suites (right next door) hooker all the way. Don't know for sure if it's really her, but suuuurrrre looked like her.

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  11. @ykkstuck: paris was trying hard, she would not charge, but give it away for free, like she always did

    must be better than that :-)

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  12. I saw that item about Paris and Ronaldo a couple of days ago, but I assumed that the D-List wannabe here was someone else, for the same reasons amanda gave. I was thinking he was hit on twice by different skanks on different nights and he turned them both down, but I could be wrong.

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  13. I am going with the rest of you with Kim K. Trishelle also was the first name that popped into my head for the first one.

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  14. Rev Ramona the mental image of someone hauling ass from a McDonald's manager while wearing fake silk pj's and high heels just made my day.
    That's awesome

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  15. Kristen Cavallari for #1?

    I HOPE it is Kim Kardsahian/Reggie Bush for #2....she is always bragging aboutm their relationship- would serve her right.

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  16. #1 - Kristen Cavallari

    #2 - Kim K

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  17. Ronaldo sets off my gaydar. I guess it's just me 'cuz everybody else seems to be fawning over his greasy brown legs and shiney short shorts.

    I think Reggie and his family pulled alot of screwy stuff, but after enduring KK, I think he's paid karma back and now it's time for a real, Kim-free, life.

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  18. #2. def the boring whoring bore(KK)

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  19. #1 is Trishelle
    #2 is Reggie and Kim

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  20. Hopefully Reggie Bush has been reality slapped by the (fake) azz-cheeks of the sex worker Kimwhatsherface!

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  21. califblondy- it ain't just you girl...him AND Mario Lopez are a greasy cheesball douchebag nightmare. sick. they look like date rapists.

    1- trishelle
    2- Kim K.. EL doens't hate Jessica as he said last week. Kim not so much.

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  22. I thought I was the only one who thought that Ronaldo was gay. Date rapists for sure.

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  23. Please in the name of all that is Holy, let this be the final end of Chestica and Tony. Even though we all know she is just a "country gal like the rest of us..." blech. As for the other one with Ronaldo-I am thinking more Tara Reid or even something that Denise Richards would pull off.

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  24. 1. I thought of Kristin Cavalleri too

    2. Jessica Simpson popped into my head but Kim is a way better guess

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  25. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Ronaldo sets off my gaydar. I guess it's just me 'cuz everybody else seems to be fawning over his greasy brown legs and shiney short shorts.___________________________

    I agree when ppl set of my gaydar it's because they are gay,(or bi/curious) but some are deep in the closet.

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  26. Also, the other day ent. said he didn't hate jessica, just her father's antics, or something like that. kk doesn't get the same treatment.

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  27. Please let 2 be Kim & Reg. PLEASE

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  28. CR looks like a basted roast to me. Tara Reid popped into my head but I don't think she qualifies as a reality star. Probably KK and Reggie for #2 based on the way it's written.

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  29. #1 Trishelle
    #2 could also be Janelle Pierzina from Big Brother - she was dating that really gross football player - can't remember his name, but he lived in the midwest

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  30. #2 = Ms. Fake Booty Kim K

    Shanna Moakler told Reggie B that Kim K sent Travis Barker dirty emails looking for sex while Reggie was with K and Shanna was with T.

    i officially hate myself for knowing this. goodbye.

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  31. #2 = Ms. Fake Booty Kim K

    Shanna Moakler told Reggie B that Kim K sent Travis Barker dirty emails looking for sex while Reggie was with K and Shanna was with T.

    i officially hate myself for knowing this. goodbye.

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  32. Good old Ronaldo. He is a real snake. I remember he got busted for having a 3some with 2 call girls. He then went to Italy for some soccer award and spent a lot of money on prostitutes. He professed his love for his girlfriend but then went to the USA and hooked up with 4 different women. Interestingly, he was accused of raping a woman a while back but the charges were "dropped." No wonder his club hired someone to keep an eye on his "extra cirricular" activities!!!!

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  33. Is #1 a former female reality star, or a female former reality star? Very different, and not just on matters of grammar! Either way, why would anyone want them, under any circumstances?

    It would be nice if #2 was Kim K.; Jessica is just too easy a guess.

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  34. I think at this point Paris would be the one paying for someone's services. She has been looking pretty used up lately.
    I looove the Kim K guess!!

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  35. Ronaldo's response was pretty dickish, though.

    I don't think it was Paris, either.

    And maybe my gaydar needs to be calibrated to factor in metrosexual-ness, but Ronaldo sets mine pinging, too!

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  36. Here's a blind from July 13th that I haven't seen on CDAN or Lainey: anyone see it?

    "TYRANT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

    This man may have the most successful "manufactured image" in history. In his field, he is a superstar but at home, he's a controlling tyrant with his wife behind closed doors. His wife thought she landed the ultimate catch but now she's having doubts. She's not allowed to have friends and he has successfully separated her from her family. She is surrounded in the lap of luxury but she leads a very lonely existence. If this isn't enough, when he's out of town, if he isn't checking on her whereabouts, he has a rep hired just for this purpose. When his wife thinks he's away from home due to career, he can often be found entertaining a legion of women in high rise penthouses or exclusive brothels across the country that cater to celebrities, only. He's also known on the overseas escort circuit as having a very large appetite for group sex with an array of women. And, he's rumored to be very endowed and insatiable with unbelievable staying power. When he's not trying out a variety of women in the sex industry, he has a main call girl (on-call) 24/7 at $1 million dollars per year. She has to be ready to travel on a moment's notice and he told her to drop her other clients.

    Hint: It's not R. Kelly

    Gossip Wrap-Up Guess: Tiger Woods

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  37. Grace--I'm guessing it's NOT Tom Cruise!

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  38. He-he... you're right, Adrian -- certainly NOT TC!!

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  39. wow grace, thanks...interesting one...Tiger Woods is a good guess. How about another rapper?

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  40. #1 Which Ronaldo? The Brazilian or the Portuguese player?

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  41. Amanda, you ignorant slut...

    Parasite Hilton is NOT an heiress. In case you don't read newpapers, her grandfather disinherited her father, her sister, and her because of his utter disgust over their respective lifestyles. Parasite's father, Ricky Hilton, has always lived off gifts from his father because he's too stupid to earn a living.

    Another fact: Parasite was an apartment hooker during her first year in Los Angeles. Ricky Retardo couldn't support her, so she earned her living on her back. She was known as the hot young hooker who would let you fuck her without stapping on a condom. Another jealous madam put her out of business by setting her up with a stud with a horrific case of herpes..and Parasite Hilton's Valtrex Vagina was born.

    Paris still gives gash for cash. Every summer, she's a pirate hooker on Paul Allen's yacht during the Cannes film festival. Pirate hooker = she has to fuck everyone on the boat whenever they want to do her.

    And that's the fucking truth. I'm Dead Kennedy, brain damaged and almost fucking dead.

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  42. Dead Kennedy, I love you!!

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  43. #1- Kristin Cavallari, although considered a villain on LB, she is actually a nice person from a really nice family and i dont think she would ever offer herself up for money when her daddy has enough for her to use.

    I really like the Trishelle guess. Whoever it is has to come from a background that is of little to know means with plenty of emotional and psychological problems. That sounds like the trailer trash three way trishelle.

    ps- ronaldo is so gross.

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  44. 1)Chanel Hayes from Big Brother UK, shes in clubs looking to "date" footballers in London all the time. She's pathetic and WAY desperate, but thinks shes the next Posh Spice.

    2)KK

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  45. #2: There will be much rejoycing in NoLa now that Reggie Bush has kicked the ho to the curb where she belongs.

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  46. Dead Kennedy, you have just painted the most glorious, whorish picture in my mind, and I thank you for it!

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  47. 1. Trishelle

    Ronaldo is gross, but I would totally let him degrade me. Is that wrong?

    2. My first thought was Jessica Simpson, but she's a singer too. So I like KK as a guess.

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  48. as far as jess simpson is concerned she was spotted with romo in freeport, maine this past monday (prob trying to get away from bad press after country concert)

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  49. Was this the footballer who picked up the trannies by "accident"?

    If so he shouldn't be so dickish, I mean this way he knows whether he'll get laid or find himself taking a cold shower with antibacterial soap and a luffa after his own personal 'Crying Game'.

    Just sayin is all

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  50. The Ronaldo who picked up the trannies is from Brazil. This Ronaldo in question is Christiano Ronaldo from Portugal.

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  51. #1: Brittny Gastineau.
    #2: Kim Kardashian. Finally!

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  52. 1)Another reason why its probably Chnelle Hayes- as she styles herself as Posh, hence the clue "Wannabe" which is a song by the Spice Girls.
    Also, the "mahogany" descriptor for Ronaldo is in the Daily Mail's top headlines today, as is a piece on Chanelle Hayes and her fellow D list compatriot, Chantelle Houghton.
    see website:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1038261/Browned-Sun-worshipper-Ronaldo-turns-distinct-shade-mahogany.html

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  53. I thought of #1 as Frenchie the whore from Rock of Love 2. Because she would definitely charge...or maybe give it away for free. Anyway, Ronaldo is a douche.

    I think #2 is either Simpson or the Kardashian whore, but either one is very interesting. I also don't like Tom Brady with Giselle. Leo so traded up with Bar!

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  54. Kim isnt a former reality star, she's current, show still on...sounds more like jessia, she's definitely former

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  55. #1 - K Cavallari.

    #2 - Doesn't say "former." I think this is KK and it's the best news I've heard all week!

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  56. #1 I'm going with all the Trashelle guesses.

    #2 KK & Regie Bush, yaaay!

    Grace: for the Lainey BI, I think it's Sting

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  57. Grace: That BI is from Panache Report. This site focuses on Black celebrities, so it's definitely not Sting. The discussion board was pretty conclusive about this being Tiger.

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  58. Cristiano Ronaldo has a history of paying for hookers, well documented in the British tabloids.

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  59. #1 I reckon is Sophie Anderton, was on Celeb love Island, I'm a celeb get me out of here, Sipmly the best, Fear factor,Cirque de Celebrite fallen model exposed for offering her services for cash in 2004 and 2007.

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  60. Anonymous4:52 AM

    Ronaldo makes me queasy. He has that Eurotrash, Belgian Disco, Gold Medallion and Speedos, chest shaving, leg oiling, questionable orientation thing going.

    Rico.

    Suave.

    Bleh.

    Meanwhile . . . Paris Hilton isn't D list. Give her another 5 years, but not now.

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  61. EXCLUSIVE: Now lady-killer Ronaldo snubs The Hills' Lauren Conrad
    By Mark Coleman
    Last updated at 8:17 PM on 24th July 2008

    Cristiano Ronaldo humiliated U.S. socialite Lauren Conrad by turning his back on her at a Hollywood nightclub.

    Lauren, 22, who stars on MTV's popular reality TV show The Hills, was devastated when the Manchester United player refused to pose with her for a picture.

    The brush-off happened in the early hours of Thursday morning at trendy LA hotspot Kress, sources tell MailOnline exclusively.

    A fellow party-goer revealed: 'Cristiano was in with his friends, enjoying the music and chilling out in the corner of the club.

    'Lauren approached him and asked for a picture of them to be taken. But he just blew her off and refused.

    'Cristiano turned to his friend and said in his heavy Portugese accent: 'Who is this woman?'

    'Lauren was mortified. She told her friends she couldn't believe he'd talk to her like that. Worse still, she couldn't believe he didn't know who she is.

    'She walked away in a really bad mood.'

    It comes just a week after Cristiano, 23, spurned the advances of socialite Paris Hilton.

    The Manchester United striker, who is currently single after splitting with one-time love Nereida Gallardo, 25, has been in LA on a business trip for the past fortnight.

    And although he wasn't interested in Conrad or Paris, he has not been short of attention from other eligible females.

    MailOnline revealed how last week, Cristiano took a glamorous actress back to his hotel suite after a night out at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

    He has also been linked by tabloids to Italian model Letizia Fillippi, though the pair have yet to be photographed together.

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  62. Okay, I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but I can't let this one go. Dead Kennedy/Suckno, it's one thing to post your filth about celebs, but to say something like that about a commenter is just appalling. If your compulsion is too strong to control, I volunteer myself to be the object of as much hatred as you like as long as you leave the others alone.

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  63. Ronaldo does pay for prostitutes.
    Didn't he get caught with a Tranny prostitute in Brazil while he was on break.
    He has been known to pay for prostitutes...so I don't get the first blind item.

    The second one has to be Jessica Simpson.

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  64. It's got to be KK after the blowout she had with Shana Moakler and Shana's recent blast back at her.

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  65. I don't think Enty hates Jessica Simpson. I don't think he likes her, either, but this has got to be KK.

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  66. Mooshki, you are dead on. Enty, DK should be booted if he's going to say things like that about other commenters.

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  67. As (I think) has been said above, Christian Ronaldo is not the same Ronaldo who was busted with the tranny prostitute. The tranny-busted soccer star is known simply as Ronaldo. One word. Like Cher. Or Madonna.

    As far as Dead Kennedy being banned for dissing on commenters, I think the turn of phrase he used is such a common old school SNL insult that it isn't particularly harsh or powerful. But maybe I just think people should get thicker skins if they're going to get online and trash people.

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  68. Mooshki - aren't you a sweetie throwing yourself under the bus for the rest of us...Thank you!! While I agree w/ Dead Kennedy being somewhat of a troll - i think(and I could be wrong) but I think he was doing his take on the "Jane, you ignorant slut" chevy chase line from Saturday Night Live. I don't think he meant it as a full on attack.

    BUT like I said I could be wrong and if i am sorry!

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  69. and oh yeah - no idea for #1 and #2 please let it be KK and Reggie

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  70. since i don't get online and trash people, i don't guess that comment is directed at me, mike, but thanks for your suggestion. In fact, getting online and trashing our fellow commenters is where I draw the line...

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  71. Dirty Pirate Hooker


    1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
    2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
    3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

    love it! HIGHlarious....parisite hilton should forever be known as DPH (notice pirate hooker and paris hilton have the same first letters...coincidence? i think not)

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  72. I'd buy the SNL excuse if there wasn't such a long, miserable history with DK/Suckno. He pretends to be funny, but it's a thin veil on his deep misogyny and misanthropy. Again, I know that talking about him is just what he wants, and I should stop, but it seems like there are a lot of new people to the site who might not realize how bad he is. Oh, and there's basically no way Enty can ban him. Blogger will not do anything about it.

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  73. just typed words folks, so lighten up francis.

    it was funny tho.

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  74. Swede_in_Edinburgh, you convinced me. I'm going with Chanelle Hayes for #1.

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  75. Dead Kennedy is Les Suckno? Awww. Awww, HELL naw!

    Anyway, I honestly didn't think that the "ignorant slut" thing was supposed to be a full-on jab at a poster in particular; I honestly, truly thought it was an SNL reference. If he had called me the same thing, I still don't think I would have taken offense to it.

    Just saying.

    Perhaps DK isn't a troll at all? Because I honestly WANT to believe his Paris is a Big Ol' Ho For Realz story.

    It's hard not to respond to trolls, and they're often hard to identify. It's hard for me NOT to have the last word, believe me, but sometimes idiocy just speaks for itself.

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  76. "I honestly WANT to believe his Paris is a Big Ol' Ho For Realz story."

    You don't need a nasty troll for that - it's fairly common knowledge that that used to be her job. :)

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  77. The woman who offered her self to Cristiano Ronaldo for 5 thousand Dollars is one of the stars of the MTV reality tv show called The Hills and her name is Lauren Conrad

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  78. Cristiano Ronaldo = Poof-naldo. This man gets it strapped on by broads, guaranteed (all right, maybe not guaranteed...broads talk, we'd have known by now). He runs through broads like napalm, but he's not fooling anyone. He must set off alarms, sirens, buzzers, bells wherever he goes.

    Ronaldo = Fat Ronaldo was the one caught in (but, apparently, not on) a tranny pickle.

    I have no Idea on the gossip, by Trishelle and KK seem the best speculations.

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  79. #2 is DEFINATELY Kim (lard ass) Kardasian and Reggie Bush. Shanna Moakler had a conversation with Reggie and sent him the messages that Kim sent to the then married Travis Barker.

    AND... Comments made by ENT in the post "Green is the new black"

    p.s. I LOVE Shanna Moakler and her refusal to let these hollyood hookers get away with their shady behavior!! Hopefully Jessica Simpson is next!

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