Shia Not Drunk

Only a court of law will be able to determine whether Shia LaBeouf was drunk or not, but at least one persons swears he couldn't have been drunk. Who do you think that was? How about Isabel Lucas' mother. Her reason is very simple. "Isabel would not get into the car with someone she thought was drink-driving."

Simple enough. Although she is probably correct in her assumption, she reminds me of the parents who never believe their kids could be doing drugs or never notice their daughter is pregnant until she asks for help while in the shower one morning. I don't think any of us would knowingly get in the car with someone who is drunk. But, what if Isabel was drunk off her ass as well, or couldn't tell if Shia was drunk.

I mean someone like Shia can drink a bunch before it is going to be noticeable, but it doesn't mean he is sober.

So, imagine you are Isabel and you have gone through all this crap all weekend, and so you decide that maybe you need to have a little one on one time with your "boyfriend" Adrian Grenier. You know, you just want to talk things over quietly, and assure him that Shia is not going to be suffering some Garp (you need to work for that one) type injury and just get on with your life. So, instead of that, you get this. Glad you were not too hurt.