Random Photos Part One

I think when you have Helen Mirren rocking a bikini, it is pretty obvious what photo should go on top. She will be 63 years old next week for all those wondering. Amazing.
This photo would have been the top spot, because I don't think a Red Sox player has ever been, or will be honored in Yankee Stadium again. Plus, it's like 3am New York time and they are still there.
Adrianne Palicki is pretty, but I think Austin Nichols is breaking out in the flop sweat because no one actually believes, despite the cuddling that he is actually dating her. Don't see Austin around as much now that he and Jake don't spend their weekends working out and going to bookstores together.
So, favorite female Brat Packer? Ally Sheedy, Molly Ringwald or Demi Moore. Ally looks great here, but I was always more of a Molly guy.
Demelza Reveley is Australia's Next Top Model winner. Apparently as part of the prize there must have been some personal makeup instruction class with Christina Aguilera. Or Ringling Brothers. You won a modeling contest. The idea is that you are naturally beautiful and don't need to look like Bozo (RIP) to be beautiful.

Def Leppard - Liverpool
Yeah, I'm sure that has true love written all over it. Right under the word Mastercard.
Hey guess what? David Beckham plays the pull my finger game too. Do you think Victoria plays?
Caroline Rhea looks great and looks like she should have already given birth.
For some reason I actually like the Mrs. Roper dress on Hayden Panettiere. I think also I'm feeling a little sorry for her because she had a new single that was released yesterday and no one even noticed. We promise to pay attention in the future. In the meantime, if you want to see a rough version of the video and hear the song, click here.

Gidget Gormley. My favorite dog. Gidget, who rose to fame in the Sex And The City film of which I still have not and will never see, worked the red carpet yesterday and then somehow made it home at a decent enough hour to blog about it. Guess she didn't get any.

Ernie Hudson. Seriously, this guy looks bad ass. No one can go look at Ghostbusters and then look at him here and say that he doesn't look 100 times better now than he did then.
Yeah, the button at the top makes the rest of the outfit almost virginal.

Katie Holmes is like meth to me. I want to stop, my teeth are falling out, but dammit, she just makes it too easy. First of all. LET THE KID WALK!! Seriously, they don't even bother with shoes anymore because they know her feet aren't going to touch the ground. Does she get carried by flunkies at her house from room to room? And at what point can she stop using a bottle? OK, enough about parenting, lets talk about Eli Stone. Would anyone have guessed that the one show Tom Cruise thought was the right one for his wife was the one where George Michael makes frequent guest appearances. Do you think that maybe Tom is hoping there might be a little accidental run in with George, or they can play a game of hide from the park ranger?

Josh Duhamel hears the news that Fergie wants to leave him. No, not really. It is the way the rest of the world would react if she was leaving us though.
Is this the first time here for Jeff Corwin?
Not the first time for Jason Bateman. In fact it seems as if there has been a Bateman in the photos quite frequently lately. So how come Justine Bateman didn't get to be included in that whole Brat Pack conversation. She was big then, but just not in those films. Big whoop.
What every mom hopes for after birth. $1.5M and some airbrushing.

I'll let the other blogs discuss the fugliness of Rumer Willis. What I want to know is if anyone has seen that tattoo before, and what it says.

Richard Belzer in the photo that has made me laugh all day.
Even in Italy they are taking to that crazy new dance called the Katie Walk.
Tell me where else you are going to see photos of Leslie Jordan and Rue McClanahan. Nowhere. Oh sure there might be some sick site that has mashed them together in some porn embrace, but other than that, nowhere.
When sponsors throw money at name even if that person would never be caught dead in their store.

Sometimes, when I drink too much and the photo is taken with really good light and from a distance, I think Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive.

Shwayze - Los Angeles
You want Random Photos? How about Shakira and Ingrid Betancourt. I don't know how much more random photos can get.
That whole dancing relationship kind of ended when the votes stopped coming huh?
Reese Witherspoon on the set of a fashion shoot.

The Hoff with both of his daughters. The one on the right needs to be sternly admonished that Lindsay Lohan is not the authority on fashion.

You know who is hot? Mary Steenburgen. She looks incredible.
I'm too lazy to look this up, but please, oh please let Tom Arnold be seen here with some female relative or close friend of the family.
Samantha Ronson does her best David Spade. Not doing him actually because, hey he might look like a girl, but I still don't think she would do him.
Spoon - Brooklyn
Whitesnake - Liverpool

Just because you almost feel like you have to.
The outside of the most expensive home in the world. $500 million. But hey, it comes with those neat trees.

Taryn Manning just because she never takes a good photo and so when I see one I feel like I need to post it.