Surprising for the top spot you may say, but I think they are right where they belong. Why you ask? I want you to stop what you are doing and imagine Sandra Bernhard and Rosie Perez having a conversation. In one 15 minute period they probably abused the English language to such an extent that it will probably never be recognized again.
Amanda Peet. You know that I love you Amanda, but as a friend that can tell you anything, I think we need to talk about the hair. I feel like I'm watching Square Pegs.
The hippie, Axl Rose, beaded head band has got to stop. It just does.
Bootsy Collins - Milwaukee
David Guggenheim and the always lovely and never get to see her anymore Elisabeth Shue.

Happy Canada Day everyone!!

Ahh, can you feel the love that Chris Daughtry has for his wife. "You go wait over there baby. Away from the photographers. I'll be over when I can."

Who thinks Courteney Cox is drunk?

"Left foot, than, ummm. Right?"

I would be smiling my ass off too if I thought I wasn't going to have to see Madonna everyday.

I feel so bad because I skipped Frida Reuss yesterday. Forgive me.

Ahhh, have to love those vacation photos.

Damon Wayans doesn't age. He looks great.

DJ Jazzy Jeff. Still playing second fiddle to Will. Will is making out with Charlize, and Jeff is in the corner...alone.

I hope they are telling a Tom Cruise joke. I like to imagine they are. I hope it is about Spanxx.

Ian Thorpe is one hell of an athlete, but this is why he shouldn't dress himself.

This was at the same party as the one attended by Ian Thorpe above. By the way, this woman is a stylist. Nice.

I just seem to have this huge crush on Idina Menzel. Can't help it.

Congratulations George on the marriage.

I know it won't happen for a few months, but I want to go drinking with Minnie Driver.

I can't read Italian, but I think the Milan City Council has banned Marc from ever coming to town again.

Lou Reed - London

Contrast this with Chris Daughtry. Kevin James knows he married waaaaaaaaaaaaaay up.

"Ummm. Jennifer, I noticed that you have worn this many times. I am Domenico Dolce. You need clothes, you come see me."

For a world class athlete, Ronaldinho seems to be a bit overweight.

"Where did the rabbit go?"

You win the Euros and Our Princess just starts getting all rebellious. Notice that everyone else is wearing pants.

With the numbers of blind people declining in the world, the people of New York decide to change that by all staring directly into the sun at once.

Monica looks amazing. Where has she been?

Our lovely reader photo #1

#2 (no FFF for him please)

and #3. Our reader is on the lower right.

When I saw Rolf Harris with this award, the first thought that came to me was the fusilli Jerry episode of Seinfeld. A one in a million shot doc.

Richard Gere on the set of his new film.

Steve Kilbey. Oh, come on. The Church people. The Church.

Sinbad is looking. umm fit.

This is the happiest Rachael Ray has looked in months. She must have found a new way to keep her husband locked up at home.

we.tv had one hell of a promotion in NY this morning.

I don't know what to think of the suit.

I do know what to think of Valerie Bertinelli. Love her.

And have been missing Tatyana Ali. It is great to see her.

One last Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend photo. No more for awhile.