R. Kelly Does Audio Porn

New York Magazine has a great review of R. Kelly's new album plus some song titles that he has which will make you just laugh out loud. They did call his album much dirtier than they expected. Do you know how dirty his new album must be if it is dirtier than someone expected from R. Kelly?

Although New York Magazine does have most of the real song titles from his album listed in the article, they don't have the ones R. Kelly thought of having in, but later removed.

1. I Thought She Was 16, Not 14.

2. Every Night Is Kids Eat Free Night At IHOP

3. Getting It On At The Chuck - E - Cheese

4. Don't Have To Use Protection (She's Too Young To Get Pregnant)

5. Boys & Girls / featuring Michael Jackson sung to the tune of Ebony & Ivory

6. Hide Your Videos

7. When The Feds Come Knocking

8. Don't Want Your Baby Mama, I Want Your Baby