Pseudo Ex-Sex
Does anyone else think the whole John Mayer/Pete Wentz thing is a little strange? I mean does John Mayer want to have a shot at Ashlee or another shot at Jessica Simpson? Did he see Pete on FFF and so wants a shot with Pete? Does Jessica call Ashlee or Pete and ask how John is doing? Does she find excuses to come over when she knows John is there? What does Tony Romo think? What does Jennifer Aniston think? Do we care what Jennifer Aniston thinks? Does this turn Pimpa on at all?
I mean the possibilities are endless. I have heard of and enjoyed ex-sex, but this kind of seems to be taking it to the extreme. Maybe they are just legitimately fans of each other and friends, but at some point you would think that paths are going to start to cross and things could get awkward. It becomes even more awkward when you realize that Pete Wentz has admitted to kissing guys and then there is that story about Mayer making out with Perez.
It seems to me this just has the making of one big free for all orgy when everyone is sitting around a room watching old episodes of Newlyweds drinking everytime the camera focuses on a puzzled look on Jessica's face. Try it and you will be drunk faster than you ever thought possible. The next thing you know, Pete or John is playing the center and Tony Romo is searching for an imaginary ball between their legs while Jessica and Ashlee sit in a corner and Pimpa is just walking around with a camera or two thinking about how much money he can make if the whole country thing doesn't work out.
Yes, it's crazy, but you have to admit that it is fun to think about.
