Peter Cook Is So Full Of Crap
Did you see Peter Cook on Geraldo this weekend? Don't worry about, I didn't either. Hey, that's why YouTube and the internet were invented. We don't have to watch shows we hate on the off chance someone interesting will be on there.
Anyway, Geraldo had the lecherous one on his show and Peter Cook said he wouldn't have an affair now if he could just go back in time. Uh huh. Knowing that he is going to have to support his porn habit and not get to use the 18 properties probably has a little more to do with his decision than feeling sorry he had sex with an 18 year old and ruined his marriage.
How would he handle the having sex with an 18 year old now? "I'd say, 'No, I'm a married man. Move on."
Take a minute. I know that when you laugh really hard, the tears start to well up in your eyes and it can be hard to see the screen. Feel better now? First of all I don't think that she was the one who made the move that needed to be rebuffed. Second of all I bet he would do it again if given the chance. Hey guys are pigs. I know. I am one.
If you tell a 49 year old guy he can have sex with an 18 year old girl for free and he won't get caught, what do you think the guy is going to do? I know what you want your guy to say, and hopefully he will, but if you guarantee to him that no one will ever know, I'm guessing that in most surveys the percentage of guys who take the chance is going to be right around 70-75%. If you want to watch the Peter Cook video, click here. I will warn you in advance that you will have to actually look at Geraldo. Please take the appropriate measures in advance of you clicking.
Anyway, Geraldo had the lecherous one on his show and Peter Cook said he wouldn't have an affair now if he could just go back in time. Uh huh. Knowing that he is going to have to support his porn habit and not get to use the 18 properties probably has a little more to do with his decision than feeling sorry he had sex with an 18 year old and ruined his marriage.
How would he handle the having sex with an 18 year old now? "I'd say, 'No, I'm a married man. Move on."
Take a minute. I know that when you laugh really hard, the tears start to well up in your eyes and it can be hard to see the screen. Feel better now? First of all I don't think that she was the one who made the move that needed to be rebuffed. Second of all I bet he would do it again if given the chance. Hey guys are pigs. I know. I am one.
If you tell a 49 year old guy he can have sex with an 18 year old girl for free and he won't get caught, what do you think the guy is going to do? I know what you want your guy to say, and hopefully he will, but if you guarantee to him that no one will ever know, I'm guessing that in most surveys the percentage of guys who take the chance is going to be right around 70-75%. If you want to watch the Peter Cook video, click here. I will warn you in advance that you will have to actually look at Geraldo. Please take the appropriate measures in advance of you clicking.
