NY Daily News Blind Item
Which newly married diva recently went bananas after reading flirty text messages from her new hubby's ex on his BlackBerry? She locked him out of their (her) house for two nights. Memo to ladies everywhere: If you don't want to know, don't start snooping.
has to be mariah, no?
ReplyDeleteYeah. Pretty obvious it's Butterfly Dogwhistle.
ReplyDeleteHa, default value is "Diva" = Mariah.
ReplyDeleteMariah all the way
ReplyDeleteMimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. And the ex is Selita, right? Duuuuuh.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I might be the only human being on the planet -- and, admittedly, I'm not male -- I think Selita Ebanks looks like a fish. And she's too scrawny. Eat some biscuits, girl. Get an ass.
Oh, God. Is Perez really posting on this site?
Is she really so clueless that she thought he'd be faithful? Yeah, I guess with her ego she'd assume he'd be blinded to all other women after being with her.
ReplyDeleteOh, God. Is Perez really posting on this site?
ReplyDeleteThat's Perez Tilton, sweetie. Reverend Perez Tilton. And, as a man of the cloth, I refuse to besmirch those lovely celebrity images with digital bukkake. Unlike that overpaid, retarded troll Mario Lavandeira, Jr.
what about Jessica Alba? Is she not a diva?
ReplyDeleteI vote Mariah...and this marriage will be over in a year.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Memo to men everywhere: If you don't want to settle down, then don't get married." Easy as that, f'in bastards.
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously Mariah.. It's the NY Daily News, who lives in NY(and had refused to leave for gigs so that they come to her?)
ReplyDeletelaesmralda, I think he chose to marry her pocketbook. :)
ReplyDeleteI agree with laesmralda, but mooshki does have a point... In this case, it's pretty obvious he married the purse, and Mariah's the curse... LOL!
ReplyDeletelmao - Butterfly Dogwhistle
ReplyDeletemaybe the ex is kim k now that he married a fat pocket book.
ReplyDelete"That's Perez Tilton, sweetie. Reverend Perez Tilton. And, as a man of the cloth, I refuse to besmirch those lovely celebrity images with digital bukkake. Unlike that overpaid, retarded troll Mario Lavandeira, Jr."
ReplyDeleteOh, now I can tell you're not him. You're far too articulate -- Perez could never use a word like "besmirch" correctly. :-)
I believe it's Mariah, The Butterfly Diva.
ReplyDeleteMariah went apeshit on him eh!!!!
ReplyDeleteBoth Mariah and Jessica Alba's marraiges won't last to see either the first anniversary or, if very, very luck, the second.
ReplyDeletedefinately Mimi Carey. I can't understand why Cannon doesn't get himself a proper fitted suit? He always looks like a kid dressing for church- not quite comfortable.
ReplyDeleteObviously Mimi and Nick. One of his exes, Christina Milian was on the radio once talking about how she was in East Europe shooting a movie and somehow got into his email and found that he was cheating on her. He's obviously a dog. Did Mimi think she could change him?
ReplyDeleteeven i saw mariah, and i never know the answers to anything!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope Butterfly girl got a pre-nup. No .. wait .. I take that back .. hope he takes her to the cleaners! Then maybe she will go the hell away!!
ReplyDeleteSo I'm the only person who thought it might be Jay-Z and Beyonce? Well, I just feel damn dumb now. I did know that Nick and Mariah are the obvious answer, I just forgot for a minute that it was NYDN we were talking about and was trying to think harder.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was supposed to be a blind item?
ReplyDeleteThere actually are (technically) three possible answers, as noted above -
Jay Z & Beyonce
Jessica Alba & Cash
Mariah & Nick.
but no one cares about Jessica Alba, and certainly not Cash.
Beyonce has already shown that she knows how to deal with random girls going after her own personal budding billionaire.
The BI winner by default! (drum roll.....)
Mariah & Nick.
Girl doesn't like anyone trying to pet on her lap dog!!
¡Odio Perez Hilton como mucho, si no más, que lo hace. Deseo a la estúpida maricón que contraer el SIDA de comer Parasite Hilton's fétidas el coño y morir ya. Pero uno tiene que admitir que él construyó un infierno de una franquicia de la nada. Stupid comer mierda maricón realmente hacer algo memorable.
ReplyDeleteY yo estoy muerto Kennedy, en vivo desde la tierra zombi. Ahora sé cómo Rosemary sintió después de su papá lobotomizada. De hecho, es un medio no está mal del cerebro dañada. Pero debo hacer perder la mamadas. Yo tal vez el cerebro dañado, pero cuando me fuera tirón durante mi baño con esponja aquà en el hospital, disparar a un cuarto de pene snot a la enfermera que me baña. I mierda a todos ustedes imbéciles. Kennedy nos han shitting imbéciles a usted por tres generaciones.