Monday, July 14, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which pervy cad about town has yet another weird penchant ... for edible underwear? He makes all of his ladies wear a specially made licorice thong that he likes to slowly chew off of them.


23 comments:

  1. That sounds like a lot of effort - whipped cream is much easier.

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  2. and that's pervy because???

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  3. Ew. I LOATHE licorice!

    But I LOVE the phrase "pervy cad about town."

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  4. This sounds like something Ted Casablanca would post about himself....

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  5. NY Daily News.

    "cad" is a clue

    C.A.D stands for "computer aided design" which is a program used by architects for drawings and renderings.

    My guess is Peter Cook, Christie Brinkley's ex.

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  6. LMAO princess buttercup!
    He simply CAN'T be the answer to all these weird blinds!


    great! Now the girls have to let him sniff their edible-thong wearing ass before he can pee on them????

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

    On a side note, those edible underwear taste really gross. Don't ask...

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  7. It's so 80s!

    Cad = Brit.

    Ladies = He's older than 25.

    Cad about town = Play on Man about town. Reminds me of that song 'Englishman in New York'

    Goona go with - Sting!

    Gordon - reeeeaaallllyyy!

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  8. Mark, Pervy = British too, right?

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  9. EEEWWWW! Who likes licorice? It would be much better if it was strawberry or cherry or something, but licorice? Yuck!

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  10. Oh god, please, no one shoot me, but I googled "Man About Town" and the first thing that popped up was the Ben Affleck movie. (Which I happened to have loved, but really, I didn't go looking for it, I swear!!!)

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  11. Anonymous10:04 AM

    "a specially made licorice thong that he likes to slowly chew off of them."

    Jeez that's kind of BORING. "Can we go ahead and just have sex now, sweetie?"

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  12. Mooshki--you beat me. I was going to put Affleck!

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  13. its usually red licorice too..gross.

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  14. Gerry has a different kink...almost boring

    Its Robbie Williams.

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  15. i agree - john mayer.

    i think every blind item is john mayer.

    it's probably not but whatever...

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  16. I was thinking more like...Hugh Grant. Definite cad. Pervy by reputation, a la Devine Brown.

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  17. Chuck Bass. Not Ed Westwick. Chuck Bass.

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  18. when i think "cad," i think jude law.

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  19. Ragdoll clearly solved the blind. Why didn't anyone else acknowledge that. I totally agree with he for the reasons set forth in her post. Sheesh people, come one now.

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  20. I agree that Peter Cook is a cad (cheated on his wife) and pervy (online porn addiction, sex with an 18 year old). So I'm also seconding Ragdoll's guess.

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  21. hmmmm - first perv I thought of was the Piv...his name hasn't been in the rags lately...maybe his publicist decided perv news is better than no news...so many cads..too few blinds

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