Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Now I Know What Rachael Ray's Husband Does


For some reason I thought that Rachael Ray's husband worked as a doorman for an S&M club or was perhaps a driver for escorts. But now, I think I have discovered what he really does for a living besides being a thorn in the side of the very existence of Rachael which really isn't a bad thing. See, Rachael is coming out with a new dog food line. Because I'm sure she is concerned with how delish the new food is, but didn't want to test it out on the dogs themselves just in case it belonged in the garbage bowl, I'm pretty sure that is what she has her husband doing.

Of course in true Rachael Ray fashion she has to annoy the hell out of us with everything she does. Lets start with her name. Why the extra "A"? Is she just trying to tick off everyone who has to write about her? Now, as for the dog food? Rachael Ray Nutrish. Yep, rhymes with delish. Yum-O. And her dog? Isaboo.

Now, for the good news. She is donating all the money to Rachael's Rescue which is an organization that finds homes for at-risk dogs, or husbands.


8 comments:

  1. O-M-G Enty! That is the worstEST photoshopped pic I have evah seen in my entire life!

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  2. She's overexposed, absolutely. I think she's probably tired all the time and feeling overextended. But I don't get the Rachael Ray hatred. She hasn't actually done anything to deserve such scorn. She's no Hilton, Kardashian or Simpson, she's not a reality-TV wannabe. Geez, the woman starts up a company, donates the profits to charity and EL makes fun of her name.

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  3. Uh, RachAel is a very common way of spelling it....

    Back to the food - I won't give it to my dogs, too high in fat content for my little weiners.

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  4. I don't mind Ray other than the fact that she's overexposed. She needs to cut back and I think she has an issue with saying 'no'. I used to love her 30 minute meal shows, but now I can barely watch anything she does or buy any of her products. It's sad.

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  5. Aw, benjamin, you're making me feel guilty for hating her. You're right. She's no Paris Hilton, that's for sure.

    I still find her grating in the extreme, though.

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  6. Not a fan. In that video something about her reminds me of Sally Field as Gidget though. Does that explain the overexposure? America needs its Gidget fix?

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  7. i like her fine except for her stupid catch phrases.
    there's actually a blog out there called "i hate rachael ray" or something.
    i don't like her morning show, though. and i'm waiting for her pit bull to turn on her when it hears "yummo"
    just one too many times.

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  8. Rachael is the biblical spelling.

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