Madonna Was An Excuse

I don't really care about the whole Alex Rodriguez and Cindy Rodriguez story but figure since the entire planet has taken a shot, I might as well get mine in as well. So, C-Rod filed for divorce today and alleges that A-Rod's affairs were the reason. Well considering he has been photographed at least three or four different times with strippers and hookers in his team hotels I would say that is true.

However, in my mind the whole Madonna thing is just a ruse. See, as much as she would have you believe she is little Ms. Innocence, C-Rod wasn't exactly the most faithful of wives either. This time though instead of some teammate of A-Rod who will keep quiet, you got yourself a rock star. Oh, he is going to dump you for sure, but right now you are in looooooooooove and you want to be able to get your freak on without having crap rained down on you. What can you do?

Hey, guess what, A-Rod and Madonna went out to dinner. Everyone thinks they are having sex, so lets blame her. I don't actually think Madonna and A-Rod had sex. Tell me why A-Rod would have sex with a 50 year old has been of a celebrity. It just didn't happen. Dinner? Yep, and Madonna is probably wondering what the hell kind of mess she has stepped into now.

Screaming at everyone to just shut the hell up so she can save her own marriage which is hanging by a thread in one corner and trying to deal with being called a homewrecker by C-Rod's lawyer in another corner. Oh, and over in another room, she has her brother selling secrets in his new book.

I never thought I would actually feel sorry for Madonna. Ehh, actually I don't. I just dislike A-Rod and C-Rod and really like Guy Ritchie and hope he is at least getting a laugh out of all this.