Madonna Was An Excuse
I don't really care about the whole Alex Rodriguez and Cindy Rodriguez story but figure since the entire planet has taken a shot, I might as well get mine in as well. So, C-Rod filed for divorce today and alleges that A-Rod's affairs were the reason. Well considering he has been photographed at least three or four different times with strippers and hookers in his team hotels I would say that is true.
However, in my mind the whole Madonna thing is just a ruse. See, as much as she would have you believe she is little Ms. Innocence, C-Rod wasn't exactly the most faithful of wives either. This time though instead of some teammate of A-Rod who will keep quiet, you got yourself a rock star. Oh, he is going to dump you for sure, but right now you are in looooooooooove and you want to be able to get your freak on without having crap rained down on you. What can you do?
Hey, guess what, A-Rod and Madonna went out to dinner. Everyone thinks they are having sex, so lets blame her. I don't actually think Madonna and A-Rod had sex. Tell me why A-Rod would have sex with a 50 year old has been of a celebrity. It just didn't happen. Dinner? Yep, and Madonna is probably wondering what the hell kind of mess she has stepped into now.
Screaming at everyone to just shut the hell up so she can save her own marriage which is hanging by a thread in one corner and trying to deal with being called a homewrecker by C-Rod's lawyer in another corner. Oh, and over in another room, she has her brother selling secrets in his new book.
I never thought I would actually feel sorry for Madonna. Ehh, actually I don't. I just dislike A-Rod and C-Rod and really like Guy Ritchie and hope he is at least getting a laugh out of all this.
great angle! maddonna isnt used to being played.
ReplyDeleteSo C-Rod is really involved with Lenny Kravitz?
ReplyDeleteso didn't c-rod have a baby 6 weeks ago? and she's already having sex? and what... she had an affair when she was preggo? is the baby even A-rods? And aren't i just full of questions today about something I really don't care about?? LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday Enty and commenting peeps!
Hey Enty!
ReplyDeleteHope everyone had a a great weekend.
Yeah I was curious as to why A-Rod who can bed any Hollywood beauty would touch the overly botoxed aging pop icon?!!?
I have seen A-Rod in person and TRUST ME he is HOT, but Madonna?!?!
Things to make you go HMMMMMMM
This is exactly the reasons Madonna doesn't let her kids watch TV or read magazines--they would find out what their mother really is.
ReplyDeleteOMG Adrian - I just saw your pic of McLovin's fake ID and almost peed myself
ReplyDeleteto me, this whole thing is so freakin ridiculous .. a rod has been stepping out on the missus for years .. why all the sudden the divorce .. i smell a rat here .. and I think that c rod is using the madonna angle to get more publicity .. and to take the spotlight off of her personal life .. the whole entertainment industry is incestous ... truly 7 degrees
ReplyDeleteI AM McLovin!!
ReplyDeleteThat has to be 1 of my favorite of all time movie scenes Janele!!
You know what though? I don't buy A-Rod's wife and Lenny Kravitz. Think of his past relationships: Lisa Bonet, Devon Aoki, Natalie Imbruglia, Vanessa Paradis, Nicole Kidman in her bohemian lots of embroidered clothes period.
ReplyDeleteThrow C-Rod in the mix and "one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong."
Madonna has an upcoming tour and (supposedly) is loving all this BS to hopefully help ticket sales. She and the Mister will be officially over by the end of the year, or I should say, by the end of the tour.
ReplyDeletewell maybe Guy can divorce Jurassic and find a real women who doesn't resemble Lord of the Dance on roids.
ReplyDeleteThis may be nothing, but there was the NYDN item posted earlier and this line from this post, "This time though instead of some teammate of A-Rod who will keep quiet, you got yourself a rock star."
ReplyDeleteAgain, I don't buy Lenny Kravitz thing but snakes alive C-Rod dumping A-Rod for Jeter would make my year.
(a girl can dream)
Everyone, including the media mavens, is reading waaaaaay too far into this and making their own stories.
ReplyDeleteI don't buy that A-Rod is doing anything with the Old Maid...besides the fact that she's grotesque, I don't think he's that stupid...he's stupid, and I don't doubt for a second that he's a slut, but not with Madonna.
I agree with Amanda about Lenny Kravitz and C-Rod...she just doesn't "fit the mold"...plus she's had 2 kids...that pussy is not a beautiful pussy.
Like Ent Lawyer, I really don't care, but being a NY'er, and a Yankee fan, I can't turn around without someone wanting to talk about this or seeing it on a newspaper or TV.
And Amanda: no chance on Jeter and C-Rod...you can use the same argument you used about Lenny Kravitz...she doesn't fit Jeter's outline of lady-friends, plus the NYDN item stated that the other athlete "is very involved with an A-list starlet", and the stories of the past about Jeter and A-Rod not being friends were way over-blown way back then...the two are bro's and are probably playing rodeo with some ho's tonite.
I agree with Ent. I really don't care about anyone involved in this ridiculous little gossip storm except I really like Guy Ritchie. I hope he starts making GOOD movies again someday.
ReplyDeleteAnother odd connection here is that Madonna is the rumored other woman that broke up Lenny's marriage to Lisa Bonet. During the time they made "Justify my Love", which Lenny wrote. So he clearly understands the power of that p....
ReplyDeleteFlora: my thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the day when a good Guy Ritchie movie finally comes out...I so loved Snatch and LSATSB. Great flicks. Pre-Madonna and great.
totally agree. love guy and wish he were not with someone so emasculating...and masculine. And I wish Madonna would take an oath to stop showing her crotch.
ReplyDeleteEvery news outlet is stating the C-Rod left A-Rod for Lenny Kravitz.
ReplyDeleteLainey made a comment last week, something like she hopes Madonna stops walking into doors, etc. I wondered if she was alluding to spousal abuse.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's wrong with sleeping with Madonna? She's still got a way better body than most women half her age, and--I think--she's still pretty. 50's not that old.
Lainey made a comment last week, something like she hopes Madonna stops walking into doors, etc. I wondered if she was alluding to spousal abuse.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's wrong with sleeping with Madonna? She's still got a way better body than most women half her age, and--I think--she's still pretty. 50's not that old.
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ReplyDeletekasnecka - I agree with you. I totally think A-Rod and Madge got it on and I think she is still super hot. She's overly buff - but judging by A-Rod's choice of wife, it looks like A-Rod prefers his women to be on the muscly side.
ReplyDeleteLisa B did not leave LK because of infidelity; he's a vicious abuser. She was very up front about this at the time. Seems people have forgotten. LK did say that C-Rod did not travel alone; there's her sis, bro-in-law and their kid with her.
ReplyDeleteThis is A-Rod - he can get any woman he wants. NYC has spectacular-looking women all over, as do other cities, and athletes are NOTORIOUS for playing around. They ALL do it. With that kind of power, he has no need for, nor do I think he'd be attracted to Madonna. She's not beautiful; never has been and she knows it. Her appeal is in her art.
I don't think there's any sex going on here at all.
somethin' tells me maddonna is going to come out on top and smellin like a rose from this mess---meaning making the most $ out of it. shes the smartest one in the room(or has the smartest people aroung her)the girl knows how to get paid.
ReplyDeleteEh...I think she's kinda cute.
ReplyDeleteI think Madonna is absolutely hideous, and thought that in the 80's too.
"In 1990, Kravitz co-wrote with Ingrid Chavez and produced the song "Justify My Love" for Madonna. The song, which appeared on her greatest hits album The Immaculate Collection and created controversy because of its explicit video, went to #1. Kravitz separated from Lisa Bonet in 1991,[11] amid rumors of an affair between him and Madonna."
ReplyDeleteSorry, I sorta know my Lenny trivia, it was also on Behind the Music that he cheated on Lisa while on the road using an alias of Buddy something. He admitted to this, he could possibly be an abuser too, but cheater definitely.
It seems strange that C-Rod is stating that A-Rod ran to Madonna after only seeing his new daughter for 10mins and that he has only seen her once more since. I thought this might be the answer to the blind about the celebrity couple with a child that was not the husbands. But in re-reading the blind it was a male child. Still it could be that A-Rod saw the child and knew he wasn't the father.
ReplyDeleteI don't care!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so sick and tired of this drama every time I turn. it is everywhere in the NYC.
to think it has just begun. SIGH!!
mmm maybe we are looking at this wrong. C-Rod was staying at Kravitz's apartment. I think she was there with someone else. The daddy of the baby maybe?
ReplyDeleteIf A-Rod can't find anyone else in NYC better looking than Madonna, he must be pretty hard up for some motherly lovin. Madonna looks like a old lady on steroids, sorry I think she is butt ugly.