The Katie Holmes Record Is Stuck
Someone needs to call the people over at Scientology who fix the robots because there is something messed up with the Katie Holmes one. This week, Katie Holmes gave an interview to Hello Magazine. I'm not sure why she gave one or why any publication will want one in the future if she is just going to recycle the same answers she gave last year.
In the interview she talks about Tom Cruise obviously because he is Tom Cruise and honestly, no one would probably care about Katie Holmes at this point in her career if she hadn't married Tom Cruise.
Oh, on a Scientology note. The guy who audits Tom Cruise and gets him to confess to every little thing, how much is that guy worth to the church? You think Tom Cruise has some security, how about the guy who knows everything. Do you think he can even leave his house or breathe without someone right next to him.
So, going back to Katie. “I love it when Tom tells me I look great. It gives me such confidence." Umm didn't I hear her spew out that same nonsense about 20 times last year. Do they actually sit down with Katie or does someone ask a question over the phone and someone on the other end presses a button.
Any question regarding looks or whether Tom thinks Katie is hot and Katie answers in the same way.
Every answer she gives is exactly like one she gave in every other interview. I think that Hello could have asked her any question about any subject and eventually all the other quotes would have come out whether they fit or not. It's kind of like she is given lines and is told to deliver them in the same wooden style that she has ever since she started drinking the kool-aid.
Here are some talking points to make the average woman in the world like you.
“I try to embrace my imperfections. “But I will forever wage the battle of the thighs! So I prefer not to show them off.
“I am pretty tall. Usually most actresses are tiny and I’m not – I’m a big one.”
She basically has you covered in those two sentences whether you are conservative, liberal, fat, skinny, tall, or concerned with how you look.
Let me know when Colbert interviews her. Until then, it is going to be the same stuff each time. Staged.
In the interview she talks about Tom Cruise obviously because he is Tom Cruise and honestly, no one would probably care about Katie Holmes at this point in her career if she hadn't married Tom Cruise.
Oh, on a Scientology note. The guy who audits Tom Cruise and gets him to confess to every little thing, how much is that guy worth to the church? You think Tom Cruise has some security, how about the guy who knows everything. Do you think he can even leave his house or breathe without someone right next to him.
So, going back to Katie. “I love it when Tom tells me I look great. It gives me such confidence." Umm didn't I hear her spew out that same nonsense about 20 times last year. Do they actually sit down with Katie or does someone ask a question over the phone and someone on the other end presses a button.
Any question regarding looks or whether Tom thinks Katie is hot and Katie answers in the same way.
Every answer she gives is exactly like one she gave in every other interview. I think that Hello could have asked her any question about any subject and eventually all the other quotes would have come out whether they fit or not. It's kind of like she is given lines and is told to deliver them in the same wooden style that she has ever since she started drinking the kool-aid.
Here are some talking points to make the average woman in the world like you.
“I try to embrace my imperfections. “But I will forever wage the battle of the thighs! So I prefer not to show them off.
“I am pretty tall. Usually most actresses are tiny and I’m not – I’m a big one.”
She basically has you covered in those two sentences whether you are conservative, liberal, fat, skinny, tall, or concerned with how you look.
Let me know when Colbert interviews her. Until then, it is going to be the same stuff each time. Staged.
