Justin Was A Rebound
You know it sucks to be a rebound. Really, really sucks. Sometimes you put up with it because you think you can be the one in a million person who can make a rebound relationship work, but they never do. Oh, you might think it is working, but deep down the other person is still thinking of that former lover, and yes, they are even thinking of them while you are doing the dirty.
The other downside is that when you are the one being rebounded with, you are the one who works hardest at the relationship because most of the time the person who has rebounded with you is probably dating down or at least the person feels that way. So, what inevitably happens is that person just gets their heart crushed like no other.
The National Enquirer is reporting this week that Drew Barrymore wants to get back together with Fabrizio Moretti and that the whole time she was with Justin she was thinking of Fabrizio and just wants to be with him marry him and have babies with him.
"Drew just couldn't get Fabrizio out of her mind. She says Justin was great, but what she had with him just wasn't as strong."
"Drew told me, 'I want kids, and I want them pretty soon, and the more I am away from Fabrizio, the more I realize he is the one'."
Justin must be thrilled to know that he was just being used as a plaything while Drew decided what she really wanted. Meanwhile, Justin gave it all and now he is so depressed he is sticking to Kirsten Dunst. I mean, you must be suicidal to contemplate that one because you know she is like flypaper.
Meanwhile, Fabrizio says what the hell, he'll take Drew back. Sure, because there is no downside. It's obvious Drew wants him so he gets her back on his terms and he gets the devoted, do whatever he wants person. This is the opportunity for him to get back at her for any slights she may have done to him during their relationship and totally changes any kind of dynamic they may have had the first time through.
F**k em, I got my own problems and so do you.
The other downside is that when you are the one being rebounded with, you are the one who works hardest at the relationship because most of the time the person who has rebounded with you is probably dating down or at least the person feels that way. So, what inevitably happens is that person just gets their heart crushed like no other.
The National Enquirer is reporting this week that Drew Barrymore wants to get back together with Fabrizio Moretti and that the whole time she was with Justin she was thinking of Fabrizio and just wants to be with him marry him and have babies with him.
"Drew just couldn't get Fabrizio out of her mind. She says Justin was great, but what she had with him just wasn't as strong."
"Drew told me, 'I want kids, and I want them pretty soon, and the more I am away from Fabrizio, the more I realize he is the one'."
Justin must be thrilled to know that he was just being used as a plaything while Drew decided what she really wanted. Meanwhile, Justin gave it all and now he is so depressed he is sticking to Kirsten Dunst. I mean, you must be suicidal to contemplate that one because you know she is like flypaper.
Meanwhile, Fabrizio says what the hell, he'll take Drew back. Sure, because there is no downside. It's obvious Drew wants him so he gets her back on his terms and he gets the devoted, do whatever he wants person. This is the opportunity for him to get back at her for any slights she may have done to him during their relationship and totally changes any kind of dynamic they may have had the first time through.
F**k em, I got my own problems and so do you.
Yes, they do sometimes work. Two of my best girlfriends married their rebounds. And they are living happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Justin spotted making out with another chick a day or two ago? So you don't have to feel too sorry for him. :)
ReplyDeletei married my rebound as well. next month is 10 years. happy anniversary bouncy!
ReplyDeletethe thing about a rebound is neither realizes they are in a rebound relationship until its over. i can't hate on Drew..shes in love with love and probably thought Justin was the One just like evry guy she's dated or married.
ReplyDeleteEL tell us your problems.
OKAY. So we're HONESTLY giving full credence to the fucking NATIONAL ENQUIRER??!?!?
ReplyDeleteHonestly?
I mean, you know I love you, Enty. But, again: the ENQUIRER?
That said, Fabrizio IS pretty smokin' hot and he and Drew were together for, what, three years?
Still. The goddamn Enquirer. No.
Didn't Ent once say that they are relatively accurate when it comes to celebrity gossip? Or at least as reliable as most of the other tabloids? Or am I making that up?
ReplyDeleteI'll make Justin feel all kinds of better...come on over here to mama, boy.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of hard feeling sorry for any of them. Thet aren't teenagers and know very well what they are doing.
ReplyDeleteThe National Enquirer is reporting this week that Drew Barrymore wants to get back together with Fabrizio Moretti and that the whole time she was with Justin she was thinking of Fabrizio and just wants to be with him marry him and have babies with him.
ReplyDeleteWtf is this shit?
I love how the National Enquirer is right there working the controls of Drew Barrymore's brain.
You're funny! I think jax said the same thing!
ReplyDeleteyeah, i love how the enquirer has cred because they show up on talk shows on a regular basis.
ReplyDeletedamn it. i wanted this to work.
i like drew.
i like dustin.
i suck.
and for heaven's sake, drew, wipe your nose. geez.
ReplyDeleteI'm in a double rebound relationship...x-husband here, ex-fiance there. We know it won't last forever, but we've been together and relatively happy for 9 months. Not forever, not intending for it to be, but we're having a lot of fun! ;)
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