According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears had an emergency C section because she had marginal placenta previa which the doctors discovered after she went into labor. I guess that if this occurs, bot the baby and the mother have a good chance of both dying. While I believe that the National Enquirer gets most things right, to me this just seems off. This is the Spears family we are talking about. You know, they are not really publicity shy and frankly, any of the people they know tend to sell any possible story for a carton of cigarettes and a wine cooler.
I just think that if this report were true, that Kneepads would have been told so, and the price for Jamie Lynn photos would have been spectacular. Cover picture of mom and "dad," accompanied by a story that could have led to death. I mean Kneepads eats that crap up for breakfast. If something like that happened with the Brangelina twins, you hear a collective orgasm from the Time Life building in Manhattan that would be heard across the planet.
The only quote the Enquirer managed to get was from an insider who said that "Jamie Lynn was sick with worry. It was a lot for a 17 year old to handle." Hell yes it is a lot to handle. However, Jamie Lynn Spears barely can read, let alone understand something about marginal placenta previa. If an option doesn't include Crispy or Original recipe than it is pretty much duh time in the Spears house.
By the way. Did I miss something? Where are the photos of the baby? Does it not look like the "daddy?" I know I'm not a baby photo poster or anything, but I thought I would at least notice if someone did. It has been like two weeks. Maybe this is all just to distract us.
I just think that if this report were true, that Kneepads would have been told so, and the price for Jamie Lynn photos would have been spectacular. Cover picture of mom and "dad," accompanied by a story that could have led to death. I mean Kneepads eats that crap up for breakfast. If something like that happened with the Brangelina twins, you hear a collective orgasm from the Time Life building in Manhattan that would be heard across the planet.
The only quote the Enquirer managed to get was from an insider who said that "Jamie Lynn was sick with worry. It was a lot for a 17 year old to handle." Hell yes it is a lot to handle. However, Jamie Lynn Spears barely can read, let alone understand something about marginal placenta previa. If an option doesn't include Crispy or Original recipe than it is pretty much duh time in the Spears house.
By the way. Did I miss something? Where are the photos of the baby? Does it not look like the "daddy?" I know I'm not a baby photo poster or anything, but I thought I would at least notice if someone did. It has been like two weeks. Maybe this is all just to distract us.
doesn't look like "daddy"... hmmmmmm
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how much do you think they are paying Casey to go along with all this? My GOd, you'd think it would have to be a lot...not to tell EVER???
ReplyDeleteshe posted the pics on her myspace, Ent.
ReplyDeleteso far, no selling out for little Jamie Lynn.
Yeah, I totally agree. If there really was some life-and-death drama they'd be saying so thru some deal with People aka Kneepads magazine. Which would be released in conjunction with a Barbara Walters or Dateline NBC interview special. Which would be preceded by exclusive interviews on Good Morning America or the Today Show to promote it.
ReplyDeleteas a mother of 4 .. none of my babies came out looking like their father .. unless their dad was eminem .. as they call came out with white blond mohawks and blue eyes .. funny .. anyway, i thought the same thing, she was all over the tabs about being pregnant and then .. no pics of the newborn .. smells country fried to me
ReplyDeletehello? she posted the pics on her myspace people! there ARE pics, just not in a magazine
ReplyDeletelol i think the myspace is fake. i am shutting up NOW!!
ReplyDeleteWhere have I been? I didn't know know JL had given birth. Yay, me!
ReplyDeleteNow, I could be wrong here, but they diagnose placenta previa WAY before you're about to give birth. That's something they look at in the ultrasounds. Which, if you're getting proper prenatal care, you get at least twice. So they would have known about it and SCHEDULED the C-section.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee you, JL was begging for one and they gave it to her.
Is she holding a kitten? Someone needs to save the kitten.
ReplyDeleteoh, cyncamden, that cat was deep-fried & eaten long ago, I'm sure of it!
ReplyDeleteWith medicine being advance as it is makes you wonder why they didn't know ahead of time.
ReplyDeleteProbably another way of making you feel sorry for Jamie which I am not.
I was diagnosed both pregnancies with placenta previa in my 1st trimester. If she went to a doctor, instead of Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies, she would have known right away. This is a sympathy plug for her.
ReplyDeleteAt 16 or 17 or whichever teenage year she is, she is already considered high risk. Adrian's point above is well taken.
ReplyDeleteJamie Lynn must have hidden her pregnancy for quite a few months until she could no longer keep it a secret, and most likely went without prenatal care.
Exactly, Adrian, but it came much too late.
ReplyDeleteThe only way she would have gotten any sympathy is if God forbid something went wrong. Instead, she looks like poor white trash.
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