Monday, July 28, 2008

I Thought It Said She Did Dr. Phil


I really need to read more carefully. I was reading a story from Fox News about Ashley Dupre and it said she sees herself as a Dr. Phil type and somehow I thought it said she liked to do Dr. Phil. I know, I know the thought she thinks she is Dr. Phil is way scarier than her actually doing him. I mean you would figure that she has probably had sex with like 1,000 guys so some of them must have looked like Dr. Phil or talked like him or liked to dress like him or liked to pretend he was Dr. Phil and she was Oprah. I know it sounds bizarre, but you have to figure that all these guys weren't just sticking to the basics.

So, the day where that married New Jersey guy admits he had been sleeping with her for a month is the day her spokesperson lets it slip that Ashley is working on a $2M deal which would involve an interview about the Spitzer thing and her very own talk show. She is really interested in "something that cleans up her image." You know, something that say, "hey, I don't sleep with married guys anymore and wreck their marriages. Except for the one that I'm doing now."

According to her spokesperson, Ashley sees herself as a Dr. Phil type and wants to help people with their problems. Somehow I see lots of guys volunteering to be on the show and know exactly what their problems are and how she can help.

Oh, the NJ guy who has been sleeping with Ashley for the last month is "ashamed." He isn't ashamed, he is just ticked off he was caught, and I guarantee you that at work he is sharing the stories with anyone who will listen.

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