I Hope She's Not Crying Over Simon

Star Magazine is saying that Simon Cowell dumped Terri Seymour because she kept going on and on about starting a family. So, he finally had enough of it, kicked her to the curb and is instead shacking up in St. Tropez with his ex-girlfriend Sinitta.

Umm, excuse me for a second. Simon and Terri dated six years. First of all she should get an award for that or at least some kind of pat on the back or a gift certificate to In-N-Out. The other problem I have with this is Simon is shacking up with an ex-girlfriend that he presumably has not dated in six years. How does that work exactly? I understand staying friends with your ex. Fine. But after six years with a one woman, how does friendship equate to "Hey, I just broke up with Terri. Lets go to St. Tropez and have sex."

If I were Terri I would be wondering what the hell was going on for the past six years to let the couple continue as if nothing had happened. Has Sinitta remained single or did she go ahead and dump whatever guy she was with so she could get back with Simon?

Translate all of this into "everyday people." You start dating someone, and they stay friends with their ex. At first you are worried thinking they might be doing the ex-sex thing, but you get over it. The ex is always hanging around but it is just friends. For six years you date. You don't get a ring or marriage or any hope of a future. When you bring it up once too often, you are gone. One minute later your ex is on the phone reconnecting with the ex you thought was just a friend.

You would be royally pissed because there is just no way it starts up again that quick without something going on during that six year period. Hope Terri gets to keep her new house. (which is amazing)