Someone finally tracked down Balthazar Getty to ask him about his affair with Sienna Miller. Well like every guy on the entire face of the planet and throughout the solar system who is directly confronted about such a topic, he denied it. The funny thing is that his denial was so weak and so lame that he was probably either laughing inside or knew that it sounded weak and pathetic like his brain.
"It's not true. No truth to any of that."
That's all he said. Then he ran away with his head between his legs, caught up to Sienna at the Chateau Marmont and had sex with her again. Look, lets pretend that you are innocent in all of this and full of love for your wife and your four kids, including an 8 month old. Lets throw in the fact that you have Getty money. Don't you think that perhaps some letters from your legal team to the parties involved would be a great first step. I mean if anything is going to damage a reputation, this is it. Instead, crickets. Verne Troyer suing for $20M because a sex tape damaged his reputation. Please, just show the jury that whole season of the Surreal Life and they will throw out his case. But a guy having an affair who has four kids at home. Name dragged through the mud. That is a reputation at stake.
You want to be known as the guy who left your wife and 4 kids for Sienna Miller? Sienna Miller who already has her clothes off before she shakes your hand to meet you? How do you explain the wife and kids leaving home and not coming back? For Sienna Miller? If I was his wife I would be disgusted not with the fact that he had an affair but that he thought Sienna Miller was better or more worthy. F**k me.
Balthazar, you are screwed.
"It's not true. No truth to any of that."
That's all he said. Then he ran away with his head between his legs, caught up to Sienna at the Chateau Marmont and had sex with her again. Look, lets pretend that you are innocent in all of this and full of love for your wife and your four kids, including an 8 month old. Lets throw in the fact that you have Getty money. Don't you think that perhaps some letters from your legal team to the parties involved would be a great first step. I mean if anything is going to damage a reputation, this is it. Instead, crickets. Verne Troyer suing for $20M because a sex tape damaged his reputation. Please, just show the jury that whole season of the Surreal Life and they will throw out his case. But a guy having an affair who has four kids at home. Name dragged through the mud. That is a reputation at stake.
You want to be known as the guy who left your wife and 4 kids for Sienna Miller? Sienna Miller who already has her clothes off before she shakes your hand to meet you? How do you explain the wife and kids leaving home and not coming back? For Sienna Miller? If I was his wife I would be disgusted not with the fact that he had an affair but that he thought Sienna Miller was better or more worthy. F**k me.
Balthazar, you are screwed.
he deserves to get screwed, & he probably just knows his downfall is inevitable.
ReplyDeletewhat exactly is the magical quality if sienna miller?? does she have hundred dolla bills & a keg tap coming out of her vagina?
*of sienna miller......... wow my typing is never good, but today it especially sucks!!!! sorry!
ReplyDeletewhat exactly is the magical quality if sienna miller??
ReplyDeleteShe puts out. nuff said. Men have to really be in love to say no to easy sex.
what about lindsay lohan? she'll give it away to anyone, but i don't see any guys lined up for her?
ReplyDeleteWhen he was on "Charmed," his Television Without Pity nickname in the recaps was "Slampiece Buttfuck." Way to live up to it, douche!
ReplyDeleteog, are you kidding? Lilo has a never-ending string of boy toys. Or she did before she got exclusive with Samantha. And look at Parasite - it's shocking the guys who you would think would know better who sleep with her.
ReplyDeleteno i am not kidding, i havent seen lindsay with a guy since riley giles or whatever his name was, that was like, last summer, right?
ReplyDeleteseems like lindsays men are learning to be discreet. what's up sienna & her public affairs?
ReplyDeleteNaw, I think Lilo has stopped sleeping with guys because she decided she didn't care if people knew she & Sam were an item, but I bet there are still plenty of willing candidates if she changes her mind.
ReplyDeleteof all people, sienna miller should know what it is like to be cheated on and humiliated. when jude cheated on her, she and her family were so public about how upset she was. she is so disgusting.
ReplyDeleteOG you mean Riley who sold her out the second she came to her senses? the one who i beleive emailled dirty pics of her to EL?
ReplyDeleteya he was a reallll winner.
i personally liked her with Harry Morton but she messed that one up pretty bad.
ps I meant to add that Balthazar is no Mr. Nice guy..they guy had booze and drug addictions a plenty growing up b4 he married.
ReplyDeleteAmen Enty!!
ReplyDeleteI bet Sienna Miller has always been a slapper. Nothing wrong with that. But mr.Getty should've known better.
ReplyDeleteyes, that is the riley i am referring to, the one from last summer. the last public guy she was with. as for sam, she has always been around, regardless of what man lindsay was going to be fucking that night.
ReplyDeleteif lindsay & sam are an actual item, & not just a drunken drug induced on-going fling, then i think she would have cared what a whore lindsay was /is? being.
Look at her hair. She looks like it hasn't been washed in a week. She NEVER looks clean.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I use Mobil, not Getty.
@og - a lot of people who are confronting their sexual identity binge on the sex that they no longer prefer, almost trying to convince themselves that they're NOT gay. I'm sure Sam was just waiting for Lindsay to "come to her senses".
ReplyDeleteYes, Enty, he is screwed.
ReplyDeleteGetty co-starred with Rose McGowen on Charmed. Need I say more?
ReplyDeleteLOL, Marina. I'm surprised THEY didn't get together. Or maybe they did.
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