Elvis Is Still Alive
I'm telling you that Elvis is still alive and Marilyn Monroe is still giving bj's to JFK. This has to be the only possible explanation because it appears that Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie are trying to find a movie to star together in.
Now, I know about Billy Bob and his bragging a few months ago that Angelina was never going to be satisfied with any peen other than his, but lets face it, I'm not sure Angelina needs peen to be happy and if she is going to do just do the breeding thing, I think she knows that a room full of Brad Pitt look-a-likes is going to go over better than a bunch of Lil' Billy Bobs.
However, in an interview this month with Maxim, Billy Bob actually sounds coherent when he says that "We've talked about it plenty of times. I'm sure we will. We want to be really careful that we pick the right one. Maybe a comedy. In other words, we wouldn't want to do another movie about a husband-wife relationship. That probably wouldn't be very good."
Well, I for one think Bad Santa 2 would be a good choice for them. Angelina Jolie can be the evil mall manager this time and then she and Lauren Graham can start making out in Bed Bath & Beyond and then Billy Bob comes in with a Santa hat on both of his heads and...Sorry.
Do you know how much publicity the film would get? It would be huge and the rumors, oh man, the rumors would be great. The entire crew of the film will make a fortune selling crap to the tabloids about every conversation or action the pair takes. If Angelina smiles its because she just got nailed in her trailer by Billy Bob. If Billy is scowling its because Angelina won't leave Brad and the tension between Brad and Billy Bob almost led to blows. Wow it would be a fun few months.
Make the damn movie and then on the red carpet they can announce their engagement.
Now, I know about Billy Bob and his bragging a few months ago that Angelina was never going to be satisfied with any peen other than his, but lets face it, I'm not sure Angelina needs peen to be happy and if she is going to do just do the breeding thing, I think she knows that a room full of Brad Pitt look-a-likes is going to go over better than a bunch of Lil' Billy Bobs.
However, in an interview this month with Maxim, Billy Bob actually sounds coherent when he says that "We've talked about it plenty of times. I'm sure we will. We want to be really careful that we pick the right one. Maybe a comedy. In other words, we wouldn't want to do another movie about a husband-wife relationship. That probably wouldn't be very good."
Well, I for one think Bad Santa 2 would be a good choice for them. Angelina Jolie can be the evil mall manager this time and then she and Lauren Graham can start making out in Bed Bath & Beyond and then Billy Bob comes in with a Santa hat on both of his heads and...Sorry.
Do you know how much publicity the film would get? It would be huge and the rumors, oh man, the rumors would be great. The entire crew of the film will make a fortune selling crap to the tabloids about every conversation or action the pair takes. If Angelina smiles its because she just got nailed in her trailer by Billy Bob. If Billy is scowling its because Angelina won't leave Brad and the tension between Brad and Billy Bob almost led to blows. Wow it would be a fun few months.
Make the damn movie and then on the red carpet they can announce their engagement.
