Denise Richards Goes Bollywood

Someone finally hired Denise Richards for a film. Apparently some guy in India who has more money than sense has hired Denise to be his love interest in the film. Denise loves the role because it is all about the sex without any of the kissing. Just like old times.

Anyway, the film is called Kambakht Ishq. I know, I know, but trust me it's gold in India. Well it would be gold, but then this guy Akshay Kumar saw Wild Things and decided he had to get some of that and so now he is infesting India with Denise. Sorry India.

Well we know that Denise is still cheap or at least works cheap. The film's budget, which is one of the most expensive in Bollywood history is just $5M and that includes all salaries and 45 days of shooting in Universal Studios. Yep, they are making a Bollywood film in LA. Wow, the next thing you know, Hollywood will be making films in other countries.

So, $5M for 45 days and Denise will be working 10 days. She only has one line, but they know that she might need all those 10 days to get it down. Actually I don't know how many lines she has, but am curious if she will try and memorize the script in Hindi? Maybe she will speak English and they will dub it. If they do dub it, I hope they get Harry Shearer. The guy is gold and I bet he would learn the thing in Hindi to do it.

Kareena Kapoor is another crucial role. Whatever role she is doing, I am going to watch. Goodness she is stunning. Man, I can't believe Denise is doing Bollywood. They must have needed some filler for her show. Seriously, I love Bollywood films, and I wish they had chosen someone else. I hope the guy doesn't think he is going to get laid or something because a $5M budget isn't going to get him that far.

Thanks Surya.