Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which mis-matched celebrity couple hate having their photo taken in public because of their ridiculous height difference?
Which mis-matched celebrity couple hate having their photo taken in public because of their ridiculous height difference?
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:09 AM
Labels: Daily Mirror
there are so many male celebs, especially rock stars that are shorter then their partner. does this have to be british? first thought cruise/katie keith/kidman stewart/penny jagger/latest model
ReplyDeleteI want to say TomKat, but they are so prepared for the paps these days- those built-in shoe platforms don't seem to do much for tommy, but whatever makes you feel better...
ReplyDeletewhat about Nicole kidman and Keith urban? They're never really posing standing up, or caught on-the-move..
Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri - they are almost always photographed sitting down.
ReplyDeletetom- jan and jerm don't have a 'ridiculous height difference' as the entry states though, and janet j is pretty short anyway.
ReplyDeleteJOE PESCI AND ANGIE EVERHART
ReplyDeleteJust a totally random unfounded guess -- Bowie and Iman?
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria and Tony Parker? Though I have seen pics of them standing/walking...
ReplyDeleteI think I'll jump onboard the Urban/Kidman bus.
Tom/Katie is too obvious.
anyone with an olsen, you really must watch where you step.
ReplyDeleteJada(under 5')and Will(6'3"), they are mis-matched in many other ways too.
ReplyDeletewow slow news day in the UK.
ReplyDeletei'm waiting for the "What married A-list star breathes in and out repeatedly all day every day and doens't care who sees?"
i find it funny that Tom and Nicole divorced and then both remarried people with the same awkward height diff.
ReplyDeleteGwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin...they're RARELY photographed together. Anyone know how tall Chris is?
ReplyDeleteJax....you just made me spit out my water....
ReplyDeleteAh! Nevermind on the Gwyn/Chris guess. Apparently he's over 6'.
ReplyDeletekrisen - there is a 3" height difference between gwyneth and chris. she explained once why they don't do the red carpet together. i forget. she's so annoying.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA ... laughin my ass off at your comment Jax!!!
ReplyDeletesince its the London paper and doesn't say which US or American celebrity couple- i can only assume it's out of my league for guessing...
Maybe Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher? There's at leat a foot difference there...
ReplyDeleteJax shoots... and she scores! The crowd goes wild!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo tall male/short female couples really mind the height difference? As it's the Mirror, I'm going with Daver - Bowie/Iman. Damn, after googling them, she slouches as much as ZombieKate!
Gah, as a 5'10" chick, it took me until my late 20s to get over the slouching.
This is too good not to double-post. Picture of Bowie/Iman
ReplyDeleteCould be Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullen but in the scheme of things - its a very poor wicked whisper.
ReplyDeleteOooh, I love that phrase - "wicked whisper."
ReplyDeleteI'm loving that picture of Bowie and Iman. It's too funny. I agree that it has to be a tall woman/short man combo. I'm 4'11" and have never been embarrassed to be seen with a tall man.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but this is the dumbest BI ever!
ReplyDeleteIs this an excerpt from Kindergarten Blind Item writing class?
yawn
Verne & his sex-tape partner.
ReplyDeleteI think it is the British model Sophie Dahl and her tiny boyfriend name Jamie something I think
ReplyDeleteFrom the Mirror? Then my favorite couple: Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson...
ReplyDeleteKatie and the Poisoned Dwarf...
ReplyDeleteUK paper - it's Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum.
ReplyDeleteSasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. That's an easy one.
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