Conspiracy Theory Of The Day

So, by now I'm sure you have heard that Nicole Kidman spawned. She gave birth to a daughter and I think the name is some type of code. I know, I know, but I just think that it is really strange that Nicole chose the name Sunday Rose.

Yes, it was Nicole who chose the name. Do any of you honestly think Keith Urban makes any decisions in the family? Seriously? He doesn't. He just says uh-huh a whole lot.

So, when Suri was born, Tom Cruise released a statement saying that the name Suri meant red rose. So, why on earth if you are Nicole Kidman would you name your child the same damn thing as your ex's kid, only in English instead of in the butchered Hebrew that Tom used. Suri doesn't mean rose, but Tom thought it did. I also thought that that the one activity everyone associates with Sundays other than recovering from massive hangover and football is in fact church. I'm going with that one because Suri was allegedly born on a Tuesday. If it was a Sunday, then call up Coast to Coast and start playing that Twilight Zone music.

And finally, although Nicole had to stick her bony Kidman name in there, if you go with the traditional initials, the name of the new baby is SRU. Looks as close to Suri as you can get without the i.

Sure, this is maybe just a coincidence. Fine, I can accept that. But, think about this. If you allegedly had the worst divorce ever and you aren't allowed to see your kids and you were allegedly miserable, wouldn't you name your daughter Fred or something? Anything to make sure it totally stood apart from your ex's kid's name?

It just seems freaking odd to me and wonder if she got a big check or something. Like I said, it's a conspiracy theory.