Can't Say That I Blame Her

Lindsay Lohan is still drinking and it isn't even rumor, innuendo or speculation. She actually said it herself. In a recent interview she stated, "these days I drink buckets of green tea and a glass or two of champagne at night."

I honestly can't say I blame her for trying to get a little drunk before heading to bed. I would have a tough time falling asleep if I knew there was some skinny Bob Geldof looking chick in a hat sleeping next to me also. I also suspect that if she is saying a glass or two of champagne, what that translates to is a liter of vodka, straight in order to make that falling asleep process as painless as possible.

The problem with the whole glass or two of champagne theory is there are a hell of a lot more than a glass or two of champagne in a bottle and I don't see Samantha sipping on a glass in the evenings which means they are either throwing away a lot or saving it for the next day. Now, of course she could be referring to the Champagne Of Beers which is of course Miller and highly presumptuous on their part. As far as I can tell the only thing Miller has in common with champagne is they both are slightly yellow, bubbly and will give you a vicious headache if you drink too much. I do however, see Sam sitting back enjoying a cold one and only having one or two of those.

Naaah, lets stick with the liter of vodka thing and them acting out scenes from Freaky Friday.