But Did Screech Get Some?
A Dustin Diamond tell all about Saved By The Bell "promises to detail sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying."
Cool. So you know I am in, and will be reading it, but I think we all need to really carefully think about whether we should be reading it or not. Do you really want to know if Screech got some during filming, and does the person who let him really want to live with the shame and embarrassment for the rest of their lives. Oh, I think for the rest of the post it is going to be using their Saved By The Bell character names.
Does anyone think Mr. Belding got some? From Screech maybe?
Zach and AC definitely did it, and I'm guessing Jessie did everyone as did Zach.
Now what is most interesting to me is wondering what if anything Leah Remini did while on the set for 8 episodes and if we can expect some COS smackdown if word gets out about what she may have done and if she confessed them all to COS. Oh, wouldn't it be sweet and she didn't and she would have to give up her Royal Xenu post to Jada.
Lets not forget that Tori Spelling was on the show for a few episodes and Scott Wolf. Bridgette Wilson was on it and Patrick Muldoon.
Good thing Dustin didn't really have any kind of career going for him anyway because this book will put a nail in any kind of coffin to try and make a comeback. He'll be doing stand up and sex tapes with ugly groupies for the rest of his life.
Cool. So you know I am in, and will be reading it, but I think we all need to really carefully think about whether we should be reading it or not. Do you really want to know if Screech got some during filming, and does the person who let him really want to live with the shame and embarrassment for the rest of their lives. Oh, I think for the rest of the post it is going to be using their Saved By The Bell character names.
Does anyone think Mr. Belding got some? From Screech maybe?
Zach and AC definitely did it, and I'm guessing Jessie did everyone as did Zach.
Now what is most interesting to me is wondering what if anything Leah Remini did while on the set for 8 episodes and if we can expect some COS smackdown if word gets out about what she may have done and if she confessed them all to COS. Oh, wouldn't it be sweet and she didn't and she would have to give up her Royal Xenu post to Jada.
Lets not forget that Tori Spelling was on the show for a few episodes and Scott Wolf. Bridgette Wilson was on it and Patrick Muldoon.
Good thing Dustin didn't really have any kind of career going for him anyway because this book will put a nail in any kind of coffin to try and make a comeback. He'll be doing stand up and sex tapes with ugly groupies for the rest of his life.
Whats up with this pic?
ReplyDeleteFirst, Mario's legs dont go with the body??? And he has on slippers??
The chick in the front has 3 legs??
Are my eyes deceiving me?
I know the economy is bad, but can't Screech get a real job??
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a little sick of him. Maybe Zach & AC can shove him into a locker or something.
i find Mario Lopez revolting as fuck.
ReplyDeleteAre we to believe that this will be an honest book? Uhm.........he needs the money, and badly. So he writes a bunch of gassed-up bullshit, then kapow, interviews, magazines, reality shows, blah blah blah.....
ReplyDeleteThe only way I'll be purchasing this book is if it comes with a promise that I can club Dustin with it without him threatening to sue me...
ReplyDeleteOMG too funny,I didn't even notice Mario's legs!
ReplyDeleteEnt, you owe me a new keyboard. The thought of Screech/Dustin Diamond and anything even REMOTELY sexual is most definitely spew-inducing.
ReplyDeleteHey!!! AC has Black Legs and Donkey hooves for feet!!!
ReplyDeletelopez is such a cheeseball, i'm sure his career is maxed out.
ReplyDeletehe makes a good beauty pagent host.
So did he ever save his house or did it get foreclosed? That's all I want to know.
ReplyDeleteAnd Nikki Cox as the blind girl with a heart of gold...
ReplyDeleteWhen this comes out my life will officially be complete.
ReplyDeleteI'm sooo excited....I'm soooo....Scared...
LOL I didn't even notice the legs on Slater until I read the comments. He does look like he has hooves and his legs look absolutely trunkified (yes, that's a word because I said so). Forget the fact that they are black. lol. Seriously, one of the best laughs I've had all day. But I work for lawyers, so that ain't sayin much (Sorry, enty).
ReplyDeleteViolet Bickerstaff, anyone? I'm an expect at SBTB trivia. Try me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll be reading this book. I don't care how shoddily written it is; if it contains numerous tales of teenage drug-fueled orgies or whatever, I am TOTALLY down.
I can still sing every song Hot Sunday ever performed. What can I say?
Put your mind to it, go for it. Get down and break a sweat.
Aaah. Typo! I meant to say EXPERT.
ReplyDeleteI also meant to agree with those of you who find Mario repulsive -- I NEVER thought he was hot. EVER. He always just looked short and greasy to me, and even at the tender age of nine, I definitely know what a mullet was -- and that I didn't like 'em.
I THOUGHT that was Scott Wolf! I'm a huge dork and watch the reruns all the time. Let's not forget Punky Brewster was on the show! And who played Kelly's boss at the Max?
ReplyDeleteChole -- Ed Alonzo.
ReplyDelete:-)
If screech has one wrong, unapproved word to say about Ms. Remini expect him to be found dead two weeks before the book comes out and for the manuscript to 'disappear' shortly afterwards. I'm pretty convinced of that.
ReplyDeleteThat said he'll probably concentrate more on the main cast as that is what just about anyone would expect or want from him, and at least 50% of it will be gassed up bullshit. But hey, even screech has to eat. I guess.
And no one showing love for Lisa Turtle? SHAME on you guys!
Thanks ernestine! He was way hot. I'm watchin a rerun now and I just saw Denise Richards, so maybe this wil be juicy after all!
ReplyDeleteOh Goooood. DENISE. Isn't that the one where Slater rescues her from drowning or some shit? That was the Malibu Sands summer season. So, so, so awful.
ReplyDeleteI still watched it anyway, of course.
I'm still convinced Mario is the gay.
ReplyDeleteDustin has a HUGE chip on his shoulder because he had to play the dork while his two co-stars got all the pussy. He is one bitter little fucker.
And let's not forget Hayley Mills as Miss Bliss.
That's the one ernestine! I was watching it earlier and heard her, but couldn't see her clearly, so I had to wait until they showed her up close. And then had to post it on here of course. (I'm obviously a very busy person :p)
ReplyDeleteI don't think DD EVER got a piece. I think Mario's gay, too. Mark moved on and has a good career. No, I won't be reading this because I couldn't care less.
ReplyDelete... mid-90s I had dinner with Dustin Diamond, his cute and sweet little blonde (then) girlfriend (was it Melissa?), and Dustin's pop. His dad was a rather "hefty" gentleman... funny guy though... a natural comedian. I wonder if he's still around. Dustin had his Salty Pocketknife band back then. Never heard or saw 'em though. Alt-Art-Rock is not my "thing"...
ReplyDeleteBTW... Dustin Diamond will kick your a$$. He's a black belt to the Nth-something degree.
If you're all wondering, dinner was pleasant, and Dustin likes a good beer.
Oh ya Ent... you're an "attorney"... go get Brittany Murphy a DIVORCE... and STAT.
Screech sex tape >>>(to infinity and beyond) Verne sex tape.
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