Thursday, July 03, 2008

Breaking News!


Normally when news is breaking, I expect something important like a plane crash or the wildfires are out of control in California. In Kim Kardashian's world though regular people don't exist and the only news that matters is news affecting her life. See, you and I are supposed to care about her life and that is the only thing we should be focusing on.

Therefore when her blog announces Breaking News! we better pay attention. What could be so important you ask? Did she break a nail? Did her ass get its very own zip code? No, nothing like that. But close. It seems that sometime next year. Next year mind you she is going to have a perfume line come out. I guess the advance notice is supposed to be so we can start saving up or spend the next year talking about why this news has profoundly changed our lives for the better.

Yes, next year at this time you can partake of a fragrance that is "uniquely her." Yes, if you too want to smell like a conceited bitch who cares nothing about anything except material possessions and acquiring as much fame as possible through the sale of her body than this fragrance is perfect for you. She hasn't come up with a name yet, but I'm hoping it will be called something along the lines of "Hooker Bath."

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