Normally when news is breaking, I expect something important like a plane crash or the wildfires are out of control in California. In Kim Kardashian's world though regular people don't exist and the only news that matters is news affecting her life. See, you and I are supposed to care about her life and that is the only thing we should be focusing on.
Therefore when her blog announces Breaking News! we better pay attention. What could be so important you ask? Did she break a nail? Did her ass get its very own zip code? No, nothing like that. But close. It seems that sometime next year. Next year mind you she is going to have a perfume line come out. I guess the advance notice is supposed to be so we can start saving up or spend the next year talking about why this news has profoundly changed our lives for the better.
Yes, next year at this time you can partake of a fragrance that is "uniquely her." Yes, if you too want to smell like a conceited bitch who cares nothing about anything except material possessions and acquiring as much fame as possible through the sale of her body than this fragrance is perfect for you. She hasn't come up with a name yet, but I'm hoping it will be called something along the lines of "Hooker Bath."
Gives a brand new meaning to EAU DE TOILET
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Enty I really thought you had some 'breaking news" lol
LOL montanamarriot!! eau de toilet !!!! :):):) gigglegiggle
ReplyDeleteYes, if you too want to smell like a conceited bitch who cares nothing about anything except material possessions and acquiring as much fame as possible through the sale of her body than this fragrance is perfect for you.
ReplyDeleteParasite already has a perfume. Sorry Kim, you lose again.
I will give Kim this one thing though - whoever came up with her 'signature' name watermark is a visual genius. I love the font and the way the A's connect to the K's and the R. No other use for her though.
EVERYONE has a damn perfume. Jeebus. I prefer the "oldies" like Calvin Klein or Chanel.
ReplyDeleteEnt...i love your site! very entertaining. been looking for a couple of months now. your insights are fresh and insightful. but...calling various celebrities "whores" and "hookers" seems, well...unnessisarily nasty, beside any point you are trying to make and is a poor reflection on you as a writer and/or relays problems you might have had with your mother as a child. so what if they are whores? arent all "celebrities/actors" whore-ing themselves out? either thier bodies or thier emotions? its neither here nor there is what im saying--im no fan of Kim K. or Denise Richards--but i feel i need to come to thier defense--PLEASE lay off the "whore/hooker" namecalling and get more creative--bad actress? ok. boring? ok. "whore/slut/hooker"?---try harder Ent.
ReplyDeleteHey Enty, I know it's your site but can you please change everything about you and write white washed drivel like everyone else even though everyone comes here for exactly that the last few years? pretty please??? k thanks..love you !
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jax--dont know your gender--but if your a man--it may be difficult to understand how exactly the "whore" label can be an especially lame and sort of a "go-to" put down that gets tiresome and is often irrelevant. its just not descripive. everyone in hollywood is a whore on some level--what makes Kim K. or Denise Richards biggger whores than others? they didnt go trough the traditional pathways to get fame? so what? and what is exactly so wrong with being a whore?....oldest profession and all.
ReplyDeleteHey, Miss Katie, if you want someone who's "nice" go to I'm Not Obsessed or Popsugar because this just isn't the place for you. If you want him to be more creative, then maybe you should find a better site with a funnier, more descriptive writer. They do exist.
ReplyDeleteWhat you fail to understand (Jax is a woman by the way) is that the point is: you're essentially asking the writer to change, and be "better" than he is...seems kinda a waste of time...not to mention....this is HIS blog...
And EL has often simply referred to Kim Kardashian as The Whore. Simply because as being the defintion of, she doesn't deserve anything more than that.
oh..i thought this was the "comment" area. does all comment here need to fall in lockstep? i DO like the site and the snark--and the writing-the POV...and i dont think one needs to agree with the writer of the site to ENJOY it(which i do). is calling Ent to task for something/disagreeing with him not allowed here? my mistake. i didnt know dissent was not tolerated @ CDAN
ReplyDeleteActually, Kim whored herself out with her sex tape. Who would want to smell like a goat anyway.
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ReplyDeleteOh MissKatie you are a delight...
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I would never have thought there would be a market for a perfume that allowed the wearing to smell like Ray-J's Urine, but that's what I get for assuming...
Miss Katie, to follow up on Adrian's comment, I believe that it is generally believed that Denise Richards was a Heidi Fleiss "call girl" at one point. So the term "whore" for her seems accurate, appropriate, and specifically descriptive, too, rather than just a generic insult.
ReplyDeleteleila, duly noted.
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monkeyhelper--thank you! and the same to you!
ReplyDeleteCHANEL NO. 5 is the best known perfume in the world created by Gabrielle "Coco" Channel. ...interesting to note that she had quite a "roundabout" beginning as beautiful, young, ambitious and determined gal--if you catch my drift(according to many biographies written about her). i dont think anyone would deny her influence now. a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..or CAN do.
Miss Katie, just to clarify: my comment above was not meant to disparage perfectly nice people who have sex for money.
ReplyDeleteOne-who-has-sex-for-money + not-very-nice-person = "whore"
One-who-has-sex-for-money + nice-or-very-nice-person = "colorful/interesting/checkered past, but such a NICE person, and I'd certainly like to have a beer with him/her sometime!"
everybody hates Kim OK stop hating on ENT
ReplyDeleteBeloved smut sluts & Whores: Miss Kittie, Kattie, who gives a fuck what her name is sittin there on her parents laptop while pepaw is out chasing women and she's supposedly doing bible study in preparation for bible camp so that maybe the pervy councilor will feel her up this summer 'cause she's been soooooooooooo good 'n all................is a troll. 14-40something. Can't quite tell based on her bullshit rehtoric of "Free willy, Joan Baez" Smarmy shit. But wait for it...........Bam! A couple missed meds and she's a cranky whore like the rest of us going all 'O'Donnel' on evryone's ass. She's been kicked off (& her 3-4 Alias's) from other blogs. Damn! Zopiclone, Tequila & Ent are always my nighty night time fun. Now this bith has to show up Funitello style. Give it a day. She'll be pissin on midgets and rainbows Rambo style. Boycott Oprah & Ignore Trolls. Damn Trolls. Bozo dies and troll's still prodding everyone's ass
ReplyDeleteHmmm... it sounds like misskatie has been taking Dimitri's classes when she wrote that his comment "is a poor reflection on you as a writer and/or relays problems you might have had with your mother as a child." Interesting take, Katie. Do you have a license?
ReplyDeleteent, are you sure misskatie isnt stalking you?
ReplyDeletei was joking when i wrote it, but now im not so sure... :/
ah, a new scent that smells of urine, cigarettes and tuna fish.
ReplyDeleteand do we HAVE to have this fucking argument again?
i was on "deus ex malcontent" the other day when a new poster told the blogger to "keep his opinion to himself"!!! on his own blog!! that may have been one of the funniest things i've ever read, and said poster picked one hell of a place to say something like that, i must say!!
enty, stay as you are, sweetie, misskatie, go away if you don't like it here, please.
The origin of
ReplyDeleteKim's whoring roots is the way every unforgiveable thing she does
is supposed to be forgiven because of her lawyer father's untimely death.Which she always falls back on when she paints herself into a whore corner.It's just Gawd picking off O.J.'s defense team!