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Blind Item Reveals

January 30, 2008


#2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh.


#3 This diva of divas singer and sometime very bad actress spends a great deal of money at one particular store. No problem there. She always goes after closing. No problem there. The problem lies in the fact that she will only shop at the store if a certain person is working there and waits on her. Right before Christmas the salesperson was on vacation in Europe with her family when our singer decided to do some last minute Christmas shopping. When she was informed the salesperson was on vacation she threatened to never shop at the store again. Not wanting to lose our diva as a customer, they flew the salesperson from and back to Europe in Business Class just to wait on our diva.

#2 - Gary Busey
#3 - Mariah Carey

39 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:16 AM

    No Shock on Mariah, there, and Gary Busey IS bat* crazy LOL

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  2. Sounds just about right for both.
    Ent must be giving us the ones that were guessed right.

    I wonder how many refresh hits Enty's going to get today?

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  3. If I remember right, these were the two that most people guessed.

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  4. ooh, 2 for the time of 1! Thanks ent

    still 0 on the Ben Affleck counter :(

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  5. At least Mariah is helping the economy--she is actually spending money, not asking for freebies.

    and bring on the juicy blinds!

    I thought for sure Ben walked around with little chest full of Pirate Booty. Guess not.

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  6. F that - i woulda told them to kiss my butt before i flew back from holiday to wait on that cow!

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  7. Ben does have a nice little booty

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  8. Bless you, Gary Busey. You are an American treasure, and may your insanity reach even more titanic proportions as you age!

    I wanna buy some shit with weird currency!

    Mariah is such a dumb ho. GOD, I hated working retail JUST because of women like her. She's charmingly crazy, though. I love how she says she's a twelve year-old trapped in a older (whorish) body. I also like how she says her feet are "repelled" by flats. :-)

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  9. Anonymous10:22 AM

    Adrian...I love the pirate chest visual!!!

    As for the HIV singer...who got the most votes? I was thinking Winehouse although it would be more of a blind to guess what disease she DOESN'T have. God she pisses me off! Circling the drain at 24 with all that talent. Shame.

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  10. ahhh yes Affleckian Booty - Here that Jen? we can say nice things about your hubby!

    i would love to know how many peopl on online here for this today... and I bet there are some bloggers (d-listed, jossip, lainey) reading the reveals as well.

    Enty - can you tell sometime us how many hits you get today?

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  11. no shock on Mariah!
    I was kinda hoping the gold coins was jack nicholson... he seems like the type who would try and kick it old school but in a totally crazy way.
    And gold is pretty valuable, i would have let him pay me with the coins then just put my own cash in the till!

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  12. adrian, I think EL is doing a buildup. Sort of like a concert. You get the warm up act (the less titillating reveals), then the second tier act (a little more scandalous) and then the main event (all of the ones where Ben Affleck REALLY IS the answer, haha.)

    At least that's what I'm hoping for.

    As for these two reveals, neither shock me, although I was sort of hoping it would be someone like Tommy Lee Jones (I can't remember if he's won an Oscar or not) or Hal Holbrook for the first one.

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  13. Mariah is crazy!!!
    I didn't think it was Busey tho...I was on the Jack caboos

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  14. I guessed both of these. It's fun to watch Gary Busey age. It's only going to get better from here on out.

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  15. um 1st - people not peopl
    2nd -"can you tell us sometime how many hits you got today?"

    sorry - grey goose must be kicking in

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  16. @irishstayc2

    I emailed MK and reminded him about the reveals. He loves this site.

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  17. Ha Nature girl! I'm on my way to Indiana from Michigan and stuck in the backseat. I've been hitting refresh on my Sidekick every 10 mins or so :p

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  19. Mariah may have a lovely voice but she's trash :) My opinion of course.

    That's sad about Busey... maybe that accident did more damage than suspected at the time.

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  20. irishstayc2 is gonna drunk post. I love it!!

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  21. Hey the crazy people need love too!:)

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  22. Princess-- I ben not of them are Affleck. He has been rather dull lately, although looking very thin.
    Wonder what's up with that?

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  23. Gary Busey has an Oscar nom? Off to imdb...

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  24. I wonder if the store in question is Sanrio?

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  25. Just about everyone guessed Mariah at the time. Only one out of the 50-100 guesses got Busey right.

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  26. oops-- I meant "bet"--freudian slip there.

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  27. @adrian, That's okay, I just figured you had Ben on the brain. Also, I'm guessing that Ben will be the answer to 2 BI

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  28. I say Ben will pop up multiple times. He's all about the image cuz Jennie has his balls in a vice! So he's learned to hide it over the years.
    Ps did anyone else see the recent pics of her. She looks pretty knocked up!

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  29. Busey became famous in the 1970s for his breakout performance in The Buddy Holly Story, for which he was nominated. The poster who guessed Busey correctly was Wicked Stepmom.

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  30. she did look bigger than usual--they are tying to throw us off the trail.

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  31. JW12 LOL mebbe jus a little hee

    Princess - YAY I so love Michael K..God he's the snarkiest isn't he? did u see the baconcheesburgers on krispy kreme doughnuts today? sweet jeebus my arteries hardened just lookingat that picture...

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  32. I say embrace your crazy.

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  33. re: the Mariah one.....I wonder which store? The American Outfitters in Brooklyn? Ho many of the same cheesy spandex dress in different colors does she have again?

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  34. "ho" now THERE"S a freudian slip. Supposed to be "how"

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  35. ragdoll-- I think they should now be affleckian slips.
    I believe it was Claire's that Mariah was in-- she was needing help with some Hello Kitty accessorie.

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  36. @irishstayc2

    I had to look at the picture twice. It's like dinner and dessert all in one wrapper. He's the first site I check each morning. EL's my last site before bed.

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  37. Mariah is such a cunt

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  38. Mariah is the Ben Affleck of the diva blinds.

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