June 3, 2008
#1 - How about another adventure from our actor from yesterday? Not as interesting, but still fun in a car wreck kind of way. Film Festival. Toronto actually. Yay Canada. Party for the premiere of one of his films. Drinks until he is passed out and his manager carries him to his room. Like I said. Not as interesting but hopefully will provide some insight into yesterday.
Keanu Reeves
then i guess keanu is the actual ben affleck? LOL
ReplyDeleteim off to bed!
Well at least he's either a happy drunk (previous item) or a passed-out drunk. Better than those who grope and get violent when they're drunk! I forgive ya, Keanu! Have a vodka tonic on me ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou just know sooner or later he'll be the next celeb heading to rehab.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Assfleck blinds? Come on, Ent! :-P
ReplyDeleteI need more! I desire more! I really really really wanted to know the answer to the Battlestar Galactica blind, but perhaps my fantasy (Starbuck, Six and Anders) is better than reality.
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ReplyDeleteI was hoping EL would reveal the one with the singer who's sold millions of records who hooked up with the actress from a TV show, etc. But alas he's not going to since he completely passed it.
ReplyDeleteWhat film was Keanu promoting at Toronto? I can't remember.
Drunk, smelly mess of a fool. I hope when he drunkenly crashes his motorcylce (yet agan) he doesn't take anyone out (except maybe is sorry self). A-list because, dayum, when you make over 300 million bills for your "acting" then, what are you if not A-list? Money = power, right?
ReplyDelete2005 Toronto Film Festival was actually the world premiere of one of Reeve's P.O.S movies...don't remember which one, though
ReplyDeleteYeah I would love to know about the relapsed actor blind item that was from June this year! Gossip I think the movie Keanu promoted in Tornoto was Street Kings OR The Day the Earth Stood Still. Both of those came out in 2008.
ReplyDeleteNow, bring on the Blind about the married actor who proclaims he's NEVER been married, but who has a secret foreign wife.
ReplyDeleteI'll be 3-for-3 if it's Smelly Reeves
They re-made The Day The Earth Stood Still? With THAT joker? I didn't even know it was in the theaters! Came and went, huh?
ReplyDeleteWho did this tool play, the robot?
Ragdoll according to IMDB, The Day The Earth Stood Still is coming out December 12, 2008. He's playing someone by the name of Klaatu. LOL
ReplyDeletei didn't know they were remaking "the day the earth stood still", either!!
ReplyDeleteif i were keanu, i'd self medicate, too. he wasn't drunk (was he involved at all?) in his girlfriend and child's death?
Bionic Bunny:
ReplyDeleteaccording to his worshipful fangurls and their treacly websites, Reeves's child died in utero and was still born. His girlfriend (who was actually an EX girlfriend, with much enmity between the two) died after taking enough drugs to stun a mule about a year and a half after the child's passing. She was driving like a crazy person on the wrong side of the road and flipped her SUV, and ran into a row of parked cars while upside-down.
Forgot to add: the girl was alone in her car when the accident occured. It was just her, no seatbelt, and bunch of coke.
ReplyDeleteUgh, this is so depressing. I feel so terrible for him. Please get some help, Keanu!
ReplyDeleteKnew it!!!
ReplyDeleteJust could not see Clooney getting out of control like that.
Keanu, on the other hand...what tipped me off was the part about him getting "lovey-dovey" with everyone at the reading.
Ouch - "fun in a car wreck kind of way" = reference to his gf's death? Bad ent!
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ReplyDeleteI actually think it was more a reference to REEVES himself
.... he went on David Letterman in a STATE one time (he was probably drunk and pilled up as hell) and he actually began to LIFT his shirt, LIFT his pants and show all of the scars he had from his many motorcycle accidents. It was kind of a buzzed-about Letterman appearance because he was acting so WEIRD!! Lifting up his cloths and shit. It's on YouTube, I think that's where I saw the clip. He seems waaaaay out of it, and hes pulling up his shirt, pulling up his pants, puling down his socks, contorting himself...weird, druggie behavior!
No surprise here...he had to be escorted/CARRIED back to his hotel while filming in Chicago. Drinking, alone and needed a bartender to help him home.
ReplyDeletePATHETIC!
Hope that Keanu was having a skinny phase when he was being carried. His weight sure does fluctuate for some odd reason...
ReplyDeleteDon't know if it's on YouTube but Johnny Carson was a huge fan of of Keanu's early movie, 'River's Edge'.
Had him on the Tonight Show and tried to get some of his notorious
lines from the movie out of him until they both realized(laughing hysterically)most of the words would be bleeped out.And that's back when you really got in trouble for swearing on national TV!