You Think Signing Up For A Personality Test Is Bad
Ever signed up for one of those free personality screenings that are a CO$ front? Remember how if you gave them your phone number they called you 12 times a day for six years and through three telephone number changes and five different moves?
Well, what the hell do you think happens if you actually accept an invited to Tom Cruise's house for dinner and a cocktail? 250 guests are about to find out. Tom and Katie had a party this weekend to christen their remodeled home and I am scared for each and every person that entered that house. Except of course for those who are already in.
Where did the valets come from who parked the cars? Did they happen to take a look see while they were parking the cars? Perhaps someone forgot something that would be a bit embarrassing. Many of the 250 guests included Scientology muckety-mucks. Umm, do you suppose they had an ear or two open as to what was being discussed? Free drinks anyone? More? More? It's ok, we'll get someone to drive you home.
I get freaked out and I wasn't even there. Do you honestly believe deep in your intellect that all this was about just dinner and drinks and friends? No recruiting? Please. CO$ just lost their richest member and have taken hit after hit lately. This was their chance. Expect the phone calls.
I didn't think about that at all. I just saw that creepy photo of Tom glaring at the pap camera and felt my secrets being stolen.
ReplyDeleteWho is the recently COS departee?
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously, CO$? - f*ck 'em. The reason they've managd to have so much power is that they intimidate people. Yeah, I know they're crazy and powerful but people if we stop being scared they stop being powerful.
And do we need to send in a party to retrieve Brooke Shileds? What's up with that?
i think that you never see travolta and cruise together is like how the VP and president don't travel together.....one shall wear the tiara in the event the other can not continue to do so.......
ReplyDeletei wonder....when tom was giving all those disco blow jobs in the early 80's, did mr. king of disco dancing(a.k.a. danny zuko) get in line?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the valets were Sea-Org "volunteers"
ReplyDeleteHey, anyone invited would go to that party to see where and how those two live. Curiosity, of course. I would go in a heartbeat! Nosiness would be my motive...
ReplyDeleteAnd those who were invited would most likely have given out their assistant's phone numbers; they would know better than to give Tom the number to their direct line.
If I were invited, I'd be worried. An invitation means they know who you are and they think you're recruitment-worthy! I would not even go out of curiosity.
ReplyDeleteWho was the richest member they recently lost? I seem to remember reading about it, but forgot who it was. That poor bastard better get his lawyers lined up.
I'd be scared of having my car bugged if I went to that party.
ReplyDeleteYou know the CO$ would want info on everyone they could potentially bring in. 'Cause it would sure as hell keem 'em in.
I bet Oprah will be the next victim. We all know how rich she is!
ReplyDeleteThey lost James Packer, the richest man in Australia.
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