Monday, June 02, 2008

Will You Say You Are Gay For $2M?


The NY Post is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has turned down $1M from OK! Magazine to come out in the pages of their magazine. Now we all know that Lindsay is not exactly flush with cash, and so that $1M must be mighty tempting. She got offered $75,000 for her last film and after commissions and taxes would have left her about $35,000. At that rate she would need to do about 30 films to reap that $1M that OK! is offering just to have her confirm what everyone is already thinking.

So, why do you think Lindsay would turn them down? More money? Not gay? It is an interesting question because there are a great many people who already assume she is gay and so getting $1M would be kind of nice. What if she isn't gay? Since so many people think she is, is she just holding out for more money? If people can fake being straight, then why not fake being gay? If someone offered you several million dollars to come out in a national magazine even if you weren't gay, would you do it?

I know that if someone offered Michael Lohan $2M to come out and say he was gay, he would be sprinting for his Cher costume and extensions, and first in line on the Rosie cruise.


17 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:07 AM

    She's not gay, if anything she's bisexual. Maybe they were going to give her less money to admit to bisexual. That would kind of piss me off too I think.

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  2. Anonymous10:08 AM

    I can't believe I just defended Lohan on any subject whatsoever.

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  3. maybe she doens't even know yet,shes's only what 22?

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  4. holding out for the big money....wedding pics.

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  5. Anonymous10:34 AM

    I'd make sure the contract just said "say you're 'gay' for $1 million" and then give the interview. "Actually, I am quite happy right now. I guess I could say I'm gay."

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  6. $1,000,000, huh? I need to stop giving it up for free!

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  8. Sure this girl is a mess but I now do feel bad for her. Awful parents, friends she couldn't/can't trust, everyone using her and her cash. I think this girl's life is rather tragic. As for her love life - who cares if she sleeps with men or woman or both. If she's happy, good for her.

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  9. chelsey handler showed a larger version of this phot and called sam the hamburgler...

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  10. LaLohan is a publicity whore (and genius).....her career is DOA but EVERYONE is still talking about her...on tv...in magazines etc. She's also an addict and right now i think she's addicted to Sam. This too shall end..so "admitting" to something like that isn't likely to happen - she's not gay - she's Anne Heche in training.

    She's F***ed up and Sam is her Rock - once Sam gets tired of it and finds herself a true lesbian...lindsay will rebound with another stint in rehab..perhaps a mental breakdown ala britney and at 44 she's be buying crack instead of Tatum. Sad but probably true. I feel sorry for her

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  11. I don't think she's a lesbian. This is the Hollywood equivalent of college lesbianism.

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  12. "first in line on the Rosie cruise" - lol.

    I agree she is either just bisexual or testing the waters. She seems like an endless pit of neediness - just keeps filling it with drugs, alcohol, sex, love, etc. But my gaydar just does not go off with her. Now her girlfriend, on the other hand...

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  13. Hohan is waiting to be knocked up by Ronson, so she can hit the jackpot by being a pregnant lesbian.

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  14. How do you all know she's not gay though?

    Just because we've had it rammed down our necks she's slept with every guy in the book how do we know it's not all publicity?

    Are you mistaking being a booze freak or doing drugs, getting into trouble as being the same as not knowing your own orientation because I just don't feel qualified to comment that she is definitely straight or gay.

    Cuz I don't know her. She could be either.

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  15. I don't think she is. I think she's just desperate for anyone and clinging to Ronson for dear life. Her relationships with men have all been disasters (Joe Francis, anyone?). Ronson is all she has.

    Besides, didn't Casablanca do a BI that said she's more crazy than we realize? Like, Britney crazy?

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  16. Personally, I don't think Lindsay is even a truly sexual person. If we're talking about sex as a means of expressing love or even real pleasure.

    I think for her it's just a tool to get what she wants from people; money, jobs, a feeling of being wanted.

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  17. Poor little used-to-be rich girl.



    Ha!

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