The Whore Opens Wide Again

I told myself that I wouldn't talk about the Whore aka Kim Kardashian again. She doesn't deserve any attention. The problem is that people continue to watch her show and then believe everything she says and want to live the kind of life she lives. Thanks to Connie though and others who send me excerpts, I just couldn't stop myself today.

When we last checked in with W, she was bitching about her Bentley and other stupid whiny stuff. Today though we see just how ridiculous W's life is.

This is from her website. "We just had a very long press day in France... It started at 8:30 a.m. in the morning and lasted until 5:00 p.m.!

All in all, it was very exciting because we got the awesome opportunity to meet with almost every radio station, television show, newspaper and magazine in the country! They are still in season one of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Isn't that funny!?

I wore a cute yellow Black Halo dress and Guiseppe Zanotti shoes, while Kourtney wore a lilac-colored Michelle Mason dress. Both of our dresses are from DASH!"

So, let me get this straight. 830am to 5pm is a long day? I checked their schedule by the way and they did have a 90 minute lunch and at least three 15 minute breaks over the course of this 8.5 hour day.

Ummm, W. Do you know how many hours most people work each day? I know you don't actually have any workers in your store even though you plug it every chance you get. But, if you did have something worth selling and your stores were open, most of the people in your stores would work an 8 hour day.

I don't even want to guess how many hours the people in the sweatshops are working to make the ugly clothes you are wearing, but I'm guessing it is more than 8.5 and I'm also guessing the last time they had 90 minutes off for lunch was probably when they were being forced to have sex with their supervisor to keep their job. OK, maybe that is too far. They could have had 90 minutes off while they took a bus or walked from one horrible job to another so they could keep their family fed while you fretted about whether or not Reggie is really cheating on you and whether or not you should go ahead and buy another $100,000 car.

Well one thing you need to do is start looking at more recent fashion magazines because everything you are wearing on your site is at least a year old, if not more. Are you shopping at celebrity garage sales for your clothes?

What I want from you W is to just shut up. I don't ever want you to write anything else on your website. You embarrass yourself and you embarrass me when you write because we both happen to live in the same city, state and country. Find a publicist to do your writing and you just concentrate on tricking Reggie into marrying you. You have nothing worth writing about or talking about and even your biggest fans know you are nothing but a gold digging idiot.

Instead of just linking to the 830-5 post, I linked to the entire website and I encourage each one of you to leave as many comments as possible on each of her posts. I know you will have trouble deciding which one you hate most, but give it a shot. I do especially enjoy the one where she tries to convince herself that Reggie isn't cheating on her all the time. She doesn't do a very good job of selling it though. There is no way she is throwing away Reggie. He could f**k half of New Orleans right in front of her and she isn't going to give up that money.