Monday, June 23, 2008

Who Wants To Be A Stripper Like Mommy?


I don't know why Larry Birkhead just can't admit that he wants to just walk around in Anna Nicole Smith's used lingerie? I'm guessing from the puzzled expression on your face that you didn't hear about what Larry Birkhead has spent some of his exploiting Dannielynn money. This weekend, Larry dropped $3000 on two used pieces of lingerie that Anna Nicole Smith once wore. Yes, they were in a Playboy shoot, but Anna Nicole Smith was in Playboy every other week, so that seems a little high.

Larry says he bought the two pieces so Dannielynn would have some idea of what her mom was about. Ummm. If she can read or look at photos, I think she will kind of figure that out. I don't think Larry needs to encourage Anna's daughter to walk around the house and practice being like mom. I know that he wants that because there is only so long he will be able to milk these birthday and anniversary shots. Pretty soon he will have to find a way to be her manager and agent and to arrange Dannielynn's own first Playboy shoot.

9 comments:

  1. you really think that?
    i think what he did was great..there is going to come a day when she is in her early teens and grasping for anyhting about her mother...my mom saved her 50s style bathing suit from whan she was young and i though ti was so cool. and no i did not ever try it on...or parade around in it.

    i think you need to be a girl to get this EL so you get a pass from my smart mouth.

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  2. Anonymous10:31 AM

    Awwww she's adorable! If Violet Affleck is going to marry Gwen Stefani's boy, then I want Dannilynn to marry one of David Beckham's boys.

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  3. Yep, she's already a very photogenic lil' lady. I hope he's a good Dad. She's gonna need it.

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  4. If they were lovers, why didn't have some of her undies already? ( I do believe he's a little gay, though, too!) He was pretty much a stalker, and he spent a lot of time with her. Doesn't he have enough mementos of her to share with Dannielynn?

    Also: If he really cared about preserving her memory, he would focus on her supposed business acumen and whatever other positive attributes she had. I can't think of any, so maybe he can't either.

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  5. Wait... are you sure? I heard it was Marilyn Monroe's lingerie, not Anna Nicole's.

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  6. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080621/ap_en_ce/celebrity_auction

    But still...

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  7. I cannot help but feel this little girl's life is going to be ruined by this scumbag. Here's hoping fatherhood has quelled his need to be a user and fame whore .. but I seriously doubt it.

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  8. Ugh, and the garments are used and stained, the photos were disgusting.

    I think the many numerous photos and utube snips will give that little girl a real true picture of who mom was.
    A gold digging, drug addict, whore who hated her father so much she left the country to keep her away from him, but mommies love of plastic surgery and narcotics won the battle, not the courts.

    Larry is trying to milk the ANS train while it lasts, people are already forgetting, and whichever idiot show that milked the poor addicts death, giving Larry money is probably going for one more lazy-eye birthday, and the checks will stop and dad will have to support his kid for the next 16 years by the sweat of his brow.

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  9. I can clearly see why Anna Nicole fought so hard to deny this douche.

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