Who Doesn't Love America's Youth
So last night, as I often do I was reading stories about Vanessa Hudgens. I mean why not right? A guy has to do what he has to do. It was a typical puff piece on OMG! which is probably the worst name ever for a website made worse by the fact that some guy at Yahoo who invented it was probably given a million stock options for doing so and is now laughing at me from his yacht in the Med while Anne Hathaway sucks his toes.
Anyway, in a story that opened so wide it was probably written by an ex- Kneepads staffer, Vanessa said that she no one in the cast of HSM was going to do a college years and that they were done and wanted no more to do with HSM. Of course if Vanessa's record goes down the drain and Ashley Tisdale has any more "breathing" problems then you might see the college years.
This story obviously is not something that would interest me in writing about. It was obvious that the guy who wrote it wanted to sleep with Vanessa. He kept praising her while subtly trashing Zac Efron at every turn. No, the reason I wrote about the article was because of the very first comment about the story. This is word for word, although I hesitate to characterize any of these jumbling of letters as a word.
i didnt get what she told, what did she tel? , are they stoping hsm totaly!sm pls tell me i need 2 know . but i think vannessa n zac make a cute couple but im J of vannesa. love u zac ,vanessa, ashley urll rock n rule urll rock n rule da scool. luv vanessa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lov u soooooooooooo much********
Need another one?
well i don't really care. i hardley had intrest in hsn 1 or 2 but 1 of my BFFLs. LOVES IT so she'll probably make me see it w/ her. so i don't really care 4 the 4th 1. but my BFFL sydney proabaly does !!
Just one more?
ok, number i Zac is fine, Vanessa sucks, EVVERYONE KNOWS THAT! AND REALLY, VANESSA, I HAV A QUESTION, IF YOU KNOW zAC TAKES A SHOWER, AND HE TAKES ONE ALL THE TIME, DO U GO IN WITH HIM? I MEAN THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE BASICALLY TELLING US TEENS....... HAPPY NOW!
Anyway, in a story that opened so wide it was probably written by an ex- Kneepads staffer, Vanessa said that she no one in the cast of HSM was going to do a college years and that they were done and wanted no more to do with HSM. Of course if Vanessa's record goes down the drain and Ashley Tisdale has any more "breathing" problems then you might see the college years.
This story obviously is not something that would interest me in writing about. It was obvious that the guy who wrote it wanted to sleep with Vanessa. He kept praising her while subtly trashing Zac Efron at every turn. No, the reason I wrote about the article was because of the very first comment about the story. This is word for word, although I hesitate to characterize any of these jumbling of letters as a word.
i didnt get what she told, what did she tel? , are they stoping hsm totaly!sm pls tell me i need 2 know . but i think vannessa n zac make a cute couple but im J of vannesa. love u zac ,vanessa, ashley urll rock n rule urll rock n rule da scool. luv vanessa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lov u soooooooooooo much********
Need another one?
well i don't really care. i hardley had intrest in hsn 1 or 2 but 1 of my BFFLs. LOVES IT so she'll probably make me see it w/ her. so i don't really care 4 the 4th 1. but my BFFL sydney proabaly does !!
Just one more?
ok, number i Zac is fine, Vanessa sucks, EVVERYONE KNOWS THAT! AND REALLY, VANESSA, I HAV A QUESTION, IF YOU KNOW zAC TAKES A SHOWER, AND HE TAKES ONE ALL THE TIME, DO U GO IN WITH HIM? I MEAN THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE BASICALLY TELLING US TEENS....... HAPPY NOW!
Which one of these people is going to be President? Or the doctor who takes care of you when you are 80 and think your name is Freda and that going to the bathroom in the corner makes you laugh.