What Does This Sentence Mean To You?
"Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Move In."
That was the headline in an In Touch article this week and to me it says that Jessica Biel and Jessica Timberlake have moved in together. I think anyone would read it like that. Apparently though the editors at In Touch learned English as their fourth or fifth language though because when you actually read the article it says that Justin has asked Jessica to move in to his place. It doesn't actually say whether or not Jessica said yes, or if the fact that Justin asked her to move in because say, she was having termites removed from her house and needed a place to stay.
The article does say that Jessica is going to keep her own house so I'm guessing that maybe she doesn't think too much of this either. Or, it could just be she needs a place to run back to when her trainer needs her for a workout.
I work in the magazine industry so I know how tough it is for print media right now. With titles folding left and right, I can't believe In Touch hasn't gone under. How they've managed to survive printing crap-ass nothing articles like this is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I forgot to say: Good gawd, Jessica Biel looks awful in that photo. Horrifying.
ReplyDeleteevery chick who dates JT turns into a shrew and eventually loses their shit on someone.
ReplyDeletei bet he's a miserable cu--jerk.
aheam.
lol jax!
ReplyDeleteIs Jessica Biel the only girl he can find?
God I can't stand that chick. I don't see that appeal at all. I'm with brendalove, can't JT find someone else? She's box office poison and a total butterface.
ReplyDeleteI just cannot understand JT's appeal.
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel has a great body, and I personally would rather be a butterface (even though I think her face is pretty) than pretty face/flab.
ReplyDeleteJ Timberlake is so hideous. I would rather date a golden retriever than him.
Is Kelly Rowland really in Sydney, it is practically winter and has been raining most of the week.
ReplyDeleteHow is she not freezing.