Well How About F**king Then?

Sean Combs is doing his best political spin on the whole Cameron Diaz issue. As you may have seen yesterday, websites were buzzing about Cameron and Diddy hooking up. Obviously since I didn't write about it, I wasn't really buzzing about it, but I could kick myself for not posting the Cameron Diaz photo from the MTV thingy because she looked really good.

So, Sean is spreading the world this morning as opposed to spreading his seed which he also seems to do regularly. He insists that he and Cameron are not dating. Ummm. Sean. I don't think any of the websites said you were dating. I think they all said you were f**king. As I remember it, and my memory can go bad. You and Cameron were playing gropy gropy, got back to Prince's place, told him to fire up the video camera and then you and Cameron locked yourselves in a room for 20 minutes. Considering that you are probably a one minute man, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that the other 19 was for her pleasure.

I am hoping you didn't spend it getting undressed and posing in various positions for the mirror. Cameron is a laugher, and remember she already banged Justin Timberlake for awhile so she is used to big laughs.

Diddy says he and Cameron are just friends. I think he said the same thing after he spent the night in Sienna Miller's hotel room as well. It is good that he stays friends with the women he sleeps with. Just not the women he has kids with.