Tom, David & Will Play With Each Other's Swords
Play with each other's swords. How I wish it were somehow a euphemism instead of what it actually is. According to an interview that Will Smith did with The Mirror, Tom Cruise wanted to be able to bond more frequently with David Beckham and Will Smith and so he invites them over to his house to fence.
"Tom has a room for training.
"We don't get enough time to hang out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It's a lot of fun.
"We wanted an activity that was strenuous, but we're getting older - we have to think about slowing down."
After fencing and working up a sweat, they all take a shower and towel each other off. Then Tom sits them down, and with a straight face asks them if they are in or out. Of course since he is as naked, they aren't exactly sure what is meant by this statement. In the background they can hear Katie Holmes singing to herself as she goes round and round on her carousel. Ahhh. Male bonding.
"Tom has a room for training.
"We don't get enough time to hang out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It's a lot of fun.
"We wanted an activity that was strenuous, but we're getting older - we have to think about slowing down."
After fencing and working up a sweat, they all take a shower and towel each other off. Then Tom sits them down, and with a straight face asks them if they are in or out. Of course since he is as naked, they aren't exactly sure what is meant by this statement. In the background they can hear Katie Holmes singing to herself as she goes round and round on her carousel. Ahhh. Male bonding.
fencing? is that what we're calling it now?
ReplyDeleteI hope David isn't thinking about slowing down. He's back in the England team and needs to pick it up.
ReplyDeleteNo, please do not say that my eye candy being David Beckham is being drawn into Tom Cruise Dark Side-no pun intended!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF? I'm seriously confused as to David B's involvement with the GMD. I mean, really? What could he possibly see in him either as a friend of otherwise?
ReplyDeleteWill I get, David B and his amazing package? Not so much.
nicely written.
ReplyDeletefunny, yet creepy and disturbing.
ReplyDeleteRemember Roseanne saying "If Tom Cruise is gay, what does he do kill every guy he sleeps with?"
ReplyDeleteI think it's time to start calling in the cadaver dogs...
I laughed out loud on this one. Going round and round on the carousel.....
ReplyDelete"la la la la la...."
Hilarious.
I wonder if he has a "wrestling" room, too.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I think if Becks joins the Scientos, Victoria is going to divorce his ass.