That's A Shocker

Is anyone really surprised that Angelina Jolie has a gun or two or twelve in her house and that she is prepared to use them all? I would be surprised if Brad Pitt actually handled any of the guns except when he and Angelina are role playing. I just get the feeling that if someone broke in to the house Brad would be putting down his bong by the time Angelina would have already blown the guy away.

In an interview with the Mail on Sunday, Angelina said "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security."

"Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself...

"If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them."

I get the feeling that Brad is the little toy she keeps around because he looks good, has strong swimmers and lets her be the boss. Actually, I don't even think it is a matter of let. I think she could, would and has kicked his ass numerous times.