That Was $300,000 Down The Drain
Christie Brinkley's soon to be ex Peter Cook paid his 18 year old assistant Diane Bianchi $300,000 to keep quiet about the details of the affair. You know. Things like whether Peter took Viagra or liked to watch hamsters run around on their wheels before they had sex. Peter must have been congratulating himself for his brilliant wisdom.
Unfortunately for him, a judge ruled that the divorce proceedings will be public and that nothing will be sealed. What that means is that if you want to head on over to the courtroom, you too can listen in when Diane gets on the stand and talks about what she and Peter did. It is juicy and delicious and it is all thanks to Christie Brinkley. See, she wants to know what happened and wants to make Pete look like a miserable ass so she is more than willing to hear all about the sordid details of the affair as long as it gives her closure and lets her have her revenge at the same time.
Peter was convinced Christie would want to hush it all up. Guess he was wrong. Meanwhile what does an 18 year old assistant spend $300,000 on? There are only so many Hills DVD box sets you can buy.
