Stop Me If This Sounds Familiar
Who does this make you think of?
A singer with pink hair involved in a rumored lesbian triangle with Lindsay Lohan being in the middle. The pink haired singer leads the paps everywhere and then falls in love with a certain pap.
It sounds like last year's episode of Britney Spears -Insane In The Membrane, but is actually title Lily Allen visits America Tour and no one can figure out why the f**k she's here.
On Lilly's blog she talks about her day with Samantha and Lindsay and how she loved being trailed by the paps all day and how "she even fancied one."
This is way to spooky for someone like me. Now all we need is Lily to shave her head, be rushed to the hospital while she is here and start changing hotel rooms every night while having sex with anything that calls itself a record producer.
yeah, and she's already flashed the cooch...it's like deja vue
ReplyDeleteuhh....besides the song 'smile, which was out in JANUARY OF 2007 (!!!!)
ReplyDeletewhat in the flying eff is this girl still famous for? cuz she's a ho & will get drunk for all to see? & flash her cooch, ass & boobs!?!?
oh wait, i forgot those were the only quslifications to be famous nowadays, my bad.
damn, i wish i had no self esteem. i want millions of dollars tooooo!!!!!
okay the typos are not the issue!!!
ReplyDeletelol, i'm not even gonna correct them, you know what i mean!
ok, this is not on topic at all, but i just stumbled across this pic whilst randomly googling images of paris hilton flipping off the camera (don't ask........)
ReplyDeletebut THIS is truly a gem. Hahahaha
http://popsugar.com/files/images/tom_0.jpg
Wow--she was actually able to match her hair to her dress/muu-muu/nightgown whatever!
ReplyDeleteI hate Lily Allen, even more than our stupid twats: britney,paris,lindsey, etc.
ReplyDeleteI'm so over Lily Allen it's not even funny.
ReplyDeleteFor all I care she can have a threesome with Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty in the fountain in Trsfalgar Square.