Didn't see that coming did you? Former cocktail waitress with brand new implants and no money coming in? What is a girl to do? Hmmm. She could go back to waitressing and guys all pawing her while they play the nickel slots. Dropping a couple of nickels on her tray as, they say, "there's more where that came from baby. I may not be George Clooney, but my pennies and nickels are just as good."
She could keep hanging out on red carpets looking for some balding, fat producer who wants a trophy. Or, hey here's a bright idea. She could just take off all her clothes for Playboy and live off those earnings for awhile.
Guess which option she chose. What? Did some of you go with the senior citizen in Vegas with the grabby hands and no teeth.
Apparently Sarah has accepted the offer of Playboy and will be stripping down and showing to the world what George Clooney saw every night. Apparently George wasn't too fond of the implants though. I guess maybe Sarah knew deep down that it wasn't going to last and she would need a career where fake breasts would come in handy. Guess she wasn't really thinking of heading off to Vandalay Industries or something.
Also working against the whole waitressing thing is that Sarah considers herself too famous now for it. Ummm. Honestly as much as I have used her photo over the past year I wouldn't recognize her if she was sitting across from me with a George Clooney blow up doll. So, I think the famous for having sex with an actor thing is not really being famous, it just means you are good in bed because you lasted longer than one night.
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ReplyDeleteSay Vandalay, say Vandalay!!!!
Yawn - her 15 minutes are UP - moving on .........
ReplyDeleteLove the "vandalay Industries" reference .. has to be one of the top seinfeld episodes .. as far as this chick goes though, she had to know it was never gonna last and that her fifteen minutes were gonna expire any day ...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be surprised if he ditched her due to those bangs. That would be reason enough.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she say she made over $100,000 as a cocktail waitress? What's wrong with going back to the Palms?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Vandelay Industries? They manufacture some fine latex products.
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is, What's going on in that picture? Is someone helping her drunk ass up from a nightclub floor? (That might explain the bangs) Is she peeing? About to give someone a blow job?
ReplyDeleteshiny_special_one - i think she's humping a leg.....but i can't be certain...she looks like shes' rolling though
ReplyDeleteI always thought "what's that nondescript girl doing on Cloon's arm?" I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup, either.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat. I always felt she was so "common looking." Or I was just insane with jealousy. Not sure.
ReplyDeleteNow...what's that German word for taking pleasure in the pain of others?
lol@wood
ReplyDelete@ wood1107....Schadenfreude.
ReplyDeleteShe is pretty, but not Clooney pretty.
From all the skanky pre-Cloon pics floating around, Sarah had a pretty good set of tits. Why would she get a new ones, especially if the Cloon isn't "too fond" of implants?
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering how many days/weeks until Sarah had a Playboy contract signed.
I'm sure she got pretty used to the good life. Imagine hanging around Lake Como all last summer?
She never discussed impants before with him? If you have a significant other, esp. someone like Clooney, I would think there would be a conversation. Perhaps they were a going away gift...her contract was up, & she left with a parting gift that guaranteed keeping her in the spotlight, aka/Playboy.
ReplyDeleteThanks, crazy peanut. Your spelling skills leave me awestruck. Those Germans have a word for everything!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she can do a double issue w/Ashley Dupree...
ReplyDeleteYeah, nobody saw the whole Playboy thing coming. I think she got the fake titties just so she could do something like Playboy, for cash! I also think she got them because she knew that he was going to give her the heave ho. Pun intended. She's got a short shelf life, and I give her credit for knowing it and making the last money she's going to get from being Clooney's girl.
ReplyDeleteI do think she'll be waitressing again in a very short time. Sad kinda.
I thought she was just rather ordinary myself.
ReplyDeleteNo, she got A list lucky. She's good for at least a B or C before she's totally done.
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