Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

If they ever decide to auction off Thanksgiving dinner at their place, there is no way on earth anyone is going to outbid me. See, this is a reality show I would watch. Just put the camera on their house Big Brother style. No editing. I don't need it. I would just stare at them for 24/7.
Anne Hathaway is out of the country. I bet her "ex" wishes he was out of the country right now. Love the title they have given Get Smart in Mexico.
Demi Lovato - Farmingdale, NY

The guys don't even seem phased. I know it's Letterman and all, but still it is Charlize Theron looking amazing in an alley. The only thing I usually see in alleys are trashcans.
Corey Feldman describes for the audience the first time he saw Michael Jackson naked.
Aaah. Chris Brown, a role model for American youth. Never too young to start learning how to throw gang signs.
Alicia Keys and TLC - Los Angeles
The woman behind Joshua Jackson is freaking me out. As the film continues, she moves closer and closer to Joshua. She then kidnaps him, takes him to her cabin in the woods and chops his legs off. I need to get out more.

John Corbett with no Bo Derek, but is with author Jasmin Rosemberg.
Jessica Biel at LAX. I hope she kicked the s**t out of the herd of bees that stung her lips.
Fergie & Nelly - Los Angeles
Elijah Wood got a gold star to take home to mommy after the event.

Lewis Hamilton looks fine, but Nicole Scherzinger is really showing some class isn't she? See through outfit to the 90th birthday party dinner for Nelson Mandela. It is Nelson Mandela. Can you please show some kind of courtesy and respect and throw on some clothes that don't show off your bra. It isn't like you didn't know what you were wearing. For once in your life, stop acting like a whore.

Katherine Moennig bringing the L Word and Samantha Ronson's hats to Japan.
Jordin Sparks and her 12 year old date.
Happy Birthday Jill -Michele Melean! Yes, I know it's not until Sunday, but hey the blog doesn't seem to work on Sundays and your party is tonight so figured this was as good a time as any. Plus, you look great in this photo from the film festival yesterday.
Hello Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Lori Petty after one glass of wine.



Lori Petty after her 8th glass of wine.
Damn LL Cool J looks good.
This is Leona Lewis at the Nelson Mandela dinner. Notice she has decided to keep her bra covered and she looks good as well.
See the guy with the beard behind Lil' Kim? That is Lil' Kim without makeup.
Pearl Jam - New York




I have never seen anyone using a lathe have quite as much fun as Prince Harry. Of course I don't think I have ever seen anyone use a lathe so this may be a perfectly normal reaction. Either that or she said "butt."
Pierce Brosnan looks great. Again, no showing of the bra.
"Oh Prince Albert, you have been working out." or
"Prince Albert I got a call that said you were in a can. So glad they let you out."
Soulja Boy woke up yesterday, looked in his closet and said to himself that he was going to wear everything in it at once.

Our lovely reader photo of the day. Somehow I'm guessing our reader is not the one on the right. Just a wild hunch. Are those actually Wonder Woman bracelets on Paula's wrists?
Well at least Rihanna's dress looked nice.
Lately I just have been really into the Queen. She looks great.
The one and only Quincy Jones. Say hi to Rashida for me.
Yes that's Zoe Kravitz. Yes that's a beer and yes she's only 19.


Whenever I see a photo of Vivica Fox behind the wheel of a car, I always think she is looking for someone to run over.
It has been awhile since I have seen Tocarra Jones. Looks fabulous.
In case you were wondering about Toni Braxton and her health, this is her last night in LA. Umm. She looks amazing.
Someone who doesn't look amazing but is having a two for one offer at his ice cream truck is Stephen Belafonte.

45 comments:

  1. Ent, you are on a roll today with the one-liners...the Prince Albert comment made me spit the water I was drinking on my keyboard...thanks for the laughs.

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  2. Jessica Biel has lost ALOT of weight. Yuck!

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  3. thanks for the pearl jam pics .. sorry to have missed them here in philly ..

    love toni braxton and glad she is doing okay ..

    great reader photo .. whats the story behind the pic?

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  4. long time lurker, first time poster... so if it shows up as Amy, it's not the Amy that normally posts ;-)

    That reader looks like Anne Hathaway - stunning.

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  5. Another beautiful reader!

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  6. that reader is one of my best friends!!! :o)

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  7. Anonymous1:38 PM

    I'm with new amy - reader looks like Anne Hathaway. And I think AH is beautiful.

    Is it possible that Lori Petty is an answer to a blind or two with her recent Random Photos appearances?

    Who is that to the left of Dakota Johnson. Looks like a good looking version of James van der Beek.

    Tippi Hedren did not look good in that photo.

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  8. WTF happened to Toccara? She looks like hell.

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  9. imo, the reader is hotter than Anne.


    I wonder if the blind to the couple w/ the steak knife is Mel and Antonio.

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  10. SO JEALOUS OF THAT READER. Oh. My. God. Was she, like, falling into you, reader? Did she reek of bourbon? I LOVE Paula for realz. What an encounter. Sigh.

    Rihanna looks amazing. I'd wear that dress every single day of my life if I owned it. I don't care if it's lemon meringue-y.

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  11. i know i am going to get crap for this but queen latifah was the biggest waste of money for jenny craig. i think it was a campaign that backfired cause she looks the same. and i dont think that is a size healthy.

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  12. Rihanna's dress looks like a Barbie cake...you know the cake with the doll stuck in it and the entire cake is her dress...yeah, the cake that I ALWAYS wanted and never got.

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  13. OMG, our Reader is WAAAAAAY hotter than Anne H.!!!!

    Lori Petty! Man, she almost shot Keanu in the head in that one movie, so I love her always.

    Eh. The Hedren/Griffith/Banderas/Johnson melange might have been more fun 10 years ago...when she was still lighting ciggies for her underaged kids.

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  14. lyz,

    if it's any consolation to you, the cake tastes like shit, and the doll's not a real Barbie. It's a legless pretender....

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  15. beyond seattle- she isn't even done yet!

    christ let's snark the fat ones and then snark the fat ones trying to lose weight. makes sense.

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  16. dn, i think that is on johnson's son.

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  17. lyz & ragdoll--I looked at that dress & also thought of the Barbie cake I never got. What I really, really wanted was a Barbie Beauty Center, & my parents wouldn't spring for the $9.98. Every once in awhile I check ebay wistfully & debate if I should bid on one.

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  18. So, who's the Don Johnson look-alike in the photo with the Banderas/Griffith clan??? Isn't that a little freaky?

    Or, did Don jump in a way back machine?
    :O

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  19. Anonymous2:36 PM

    ok, since elsiefire asked, too.

    Jesse Johnson. eileen's right. it is don's son. Here is his IMDb page.

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  20. Lori Petty: Jordin Sparks is wearing that dress in her video for her soon-to-be-next single. One of you is wrong. Well...now that I think about it, both of you might be wrong. Dress kind of looks like a life-size glass of sherbet. I'll let you two figure it out.

    Much love, though.

    I'm trying to figure out if I would actually like Rihanna's dress even if it were in another color, but I can't get past the absolute loudness of it to even imagine it in another color.

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  21. Zoe Kravitz -- that girl has some wild parents and I have no doubt she is eager to follow in their footsteps every part of the way...

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  22. "i dont think that is a size healthy."

    It isn't and I have no clue why fat chicks defend her because she is still very obese

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  23. We had tickets a few years back to see "Beauty and the Beast". Toni Braxton was supposed to play Belle,
    but when we got there, she was sick. Is there something about her health that I don't know about?

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  24. emobacca...bitter much? go eat a donut and stfu.

    ahh..much better.

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  25. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Good lord, what happened to Jessica Biel? Back away from the crack pipe, sweetie.

    I have a girl crush on Katherine Moennig. Though she is channeling Sam Ronson very heavily.

    And gasp!! Zoe Kravitz drinks beer at 19??? Why, when I was 19.....I stayed fubar.

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  26. isn't that picture of Zoe Kravitz, like, a year old?

    I saw a lesbian in LA who was dressed identically to Sam Ronson and I almost laughed in her face.

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  27. shoot ! another amy. I think that makes 3.

    New amy did you make sure to say you aren't one of the old amys so the other posters won't think of you as the one who likes david spade ? : )

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  28. Oh, yeah, and is that a BI confirmation about John Corbett (likely, being the cheater who hit on both of the female co-stars of his movie and sealed the deal with one)?

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  29. Jax, why so angry lately? This is a blog for fun, chill a bit. Going through the change of life are we? Sweetie, your the one that sounds bitter.

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  30. Adrian:

    Toni has a congenital heart defect. I believe she's been living with the diagnosis since childhood, but only recently has the condition affected her work life.

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  31. Killin' me with that Prince Albert comment. LOL!!

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  32. Thanks Ragdoll. I didn't know that about Toni.

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  33. Isn't Chris Brown throwing up a peace sign?

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  34. "Fazed", not "phased" EL!

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  35. Ragdoll, thanks also for the info on Toni Braxton.
    I initially thought Ent was hinting at her being the HIV+ singer...

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  36. Adrian and Ragdoll...

    The Barbie has no legs??? That's disappointing and a bit freaky. (I always wanted the big Barbie head that you could put make-up on and fix her hair. Actually, I still want that.)

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  37. lyz--THAT's the Barbie Beauty Center!!!
    I also want a Truly Scrumptious Barbie--from Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang. That was the most beautiful doll out there. Every once in awhile I bid on 1, or my daughter tries to win me one, but we always get outbidded.
    I guess I can just get my own legless cake. That is more accessible.
    But I would never do yellow.

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  38. Lyz, I HAVE the Barbie head, intact, with the old makeup it came with in the 70's. My guess, quite toxic, but I'm sharing it with my 5 year old!

    Also, just to ensure your every lovin' envy, I made my daughter a Barbie cake last year, with a real fully formed princess Aurora doll in the center.

    Yeah, I'm just that good! Heee.

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  39. The Josh & Zoe pics makes me nostalgic for Polaroids. :(

    I'm surprised Paula let herself be photographed next to such a beautiful girl!

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  40. That's Jesse Johnson? He's gorgeous! Is his mom Patti D'Arbanville? It's nice that he is still close to Melanie and her family. I have heard that she was a really good step-mom to him.

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  41. hi, i'm the reader. i just have to say that paula was very, very sweet in person. she had that whole maternal, nice judge on american idol vibe and i was very happy to meet her since i loved her as a kid.

    she didn't reek of bourboun or fall on me or appear to be on drugs, lol. i just think when you wear that many sparkles and accessories, you're bound to get a little dizzy and confused at times!

    very honored to be the reader photo so thanks, enty!

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  42. you are very cute Jackie!

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  43. Hey, that "stalking" girl behind Joshua Jackson is, no joke, my girlfriend!

    This totally gets me off the hook for banging Van Der Beek...

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  44. Samantha Ronson didn't invent that look...it's been the lesbian uniform for a few years now.

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  45. I always had my sneaking suspicions about VanDerbeek, Kirk!

    Enty, at second glance, I think that's half of EnVogue there behind Alicia. I don't think it's TBoz or Chili....

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