Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo And A Ton Of F**king Hats

The Arkin's, both Adam and Alan start us off today. There are very few things that either one of them have been in that I didn't really enjoy, and some things which are just unfrikking believable. As good as they are, and as much as they have contributed to film and television, I would really be surprised if either one of them were in any tabloid, magazine or other blog today. Of course there will be 20 of Audrina Patridge though because she has contributed ummm.
Maybe it is because I have seen Anne Hathaway everywhere today and grown tired of the dress, but I have to admit that she has never really done it for me.
Ashley Olsen comes in third today because I've decided that the reason she has looked halfway decent of late is that she has managed to keep the same boyfriend for awhile and he probably told her that if he wanted to date a homeless person he would go out with her sister.
Wow.

Carlos Santana - New York
Coldplay - London
Look at those guys behind Carla Gugino just checking her out. I understand guys. I also understand that each of us has about a 0% chance with her.
Brooke Burke and David Charvet. They look good. Too good. Let's hate them from afar.
Probably my favorite hat of the day.

This one freaks me out a little. It's like snakes coming out of it.
Creativity is a plus. Betting slips in the hat give it a nice touch.
That is just a whole mess of color.
One of my favorites, Chow Yun-Fat.

Heidi Klum definitely has a way of guys doing almost anything.

Would you even recognize Christian Siriano on the street without his glasses?

Dwayne "I'll kick the crap out of you if you mention the Rock " Johnson
You remember last year about this time when DJ A.M. was everywhere? Ask yourself when is the last time you saw him before today.

Has Jon Hamm been in the photos before? I think he has. If so, he knows he doesn't need to sweat. All of you will be nice to him.

Just like I will be very nice to Jenna Fischer.
Obviously Gong Li finds John Cusack's learning to be short lessons humorous. Now you know the secret to Katie Holmes' life.
I'm glad to see Joan Allen find someone. She's great.
Another hat.
Mandy Moore is two for two the past week.

I get requests for Kevin Sorbo, but honestly, not sure why.
I must have gone to the wrong damn summer camp.
Another John. Not as in a trick John, but another John as in we just had a Jon which I guess isn't really a John, but more of a Jonathon. Anyway, this is John Slattery.
And a Josh Lucas who looks like he is losing weight very quickly.
Royal hats.

You think Queen Elizabeth still gives Prince Andrew crap? Do you think he has ever said the words awww mom. Do I have to?
Didn't Nina Garcia just have a baby?
I will give all of you Nick Cohn, and that will leave me Julia Stiles all to myself.
She's back. It's Muffie.
Stephen Colbert

Robbie Williams doing his 70's porn star look.
Our lovely reader photo of the day.
Rilo Kiley - Austin
Princess hats. By the way, I think people should stop giving Princess Eugenie a hard time about streaking the quad. Let her do what every other kid did. Just because you are sixth in line to the throne doesn't mean you can't streak.
This is Zara Phillips and her hat.

Zara also brought as her date the dude from Monopoly.
Victoria Hervey belongs up with Robbie Williams and some shag carpeting.
Tina Fey looking great.
The Bachelor and the llama. Actually that would make a good reality show wouldn't it?