Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

If Reese Witherspoon in a Kimono doesn't make it to the top of the photos, then this is a world I just don't want to live in. Plus she kind of looks hot like this.

Arabella Musgrave has the same kind of parties that I do at my house. The only difference is that I like cardboard cutouts of historical figures. If I had these sitting around my bed, I might start shooting. Karl is already inanimate enough. This would just freak me the hell out if I woke up at 3am and saw Karl staring at me.
The one and only David Byrne. Seriously, I don't think there is another David Byrne who also had a group called Talking Heads. Just don't see it.

As much as I love Dave, I have to say that Charlie Rose is probably my favorite talk show host. A kiss ass for sure, but since I don't know who half his guests are anyway, I don't feel that he has really got those kneepads broken in yet.
Well, pigs must be flying somewhere or Satan (Denise Richards) is playing hockey because Claire Danes is smiling.
I'm sure there are lots and lots of you who think Ben Barnes is just a tall drink of water. To me he kind of looks like a big goober.
And the purpose of this dress is? Maybe she is having lunch with Pimpa or something.
Gary Sinise on the set of CSI.

No matter where you look, I can almost guarantee you that no tabloid is going to post a photo of Griffin Dunne. To me, excluding an actor who did the Toonces movie is just a crime against humanity.
Our first NASCAR driver. Greg Biffle. It will also be the last if they all have to wear a corsage in public.
I think there have been some baseball players, but can't think of any off the top of my head. There have been some people who play with balls, but not sure about baseball. Anyway this is Paul O'Neil and he won the Father Of The Year Award. I think we need to kind of gloss over the fact that Randy Jackson also got an award from the same group.
I actually think David Beckham is a pretty damn good dad.

You know on Project Runway when they go buy fabric and don't get enough of it so they go around to the other contestants and start borrowing different scraps? Those contestants usually get kicked off. Now you know why.

"Now, wait a second. If this is leap year, does that mean next year is 2010?"
John Leguizamo and his new tough guy look. Kind of works.
This is why you never accept acid from a stranger.
Jakob Dylan - New York City
It isn't that Marko Jaric isn't interested in his date. I mean come on, it's Adriana Lima. Even Jake Gyllenhaal would be interested in dating her. No, unfortunately Marko just doesn't want to go to the ballet. He's probably hoping the Met opened a sports bar or something in the lobby.

M.I.A. - New York City
So, sit me in front of the television and offer me 24 hours of Miley Cyrus or 24 hours of Miranda Cosgrove and I will take Miranda Cosgrove every time. Just make sure School Of Rock gets thrown in there a few times.
Michael Buble - Perth
This is FHM India's sexiest woman in the world. Her name is Katrina Kaif.

"So, there I was minding my own business when this guy says, 'Hey Rosie, nice tits.' So, I said to him f**k you, but you really think they are nice?" "Oh, and let me tell you about the time that I went down to the store, and everyone was like 'hey Rosie, you are looking good.'" "Well, of course I was looking good, but I just worked it anyway." "Oh, was I supposed to present some type of award or something?"

My Princess seems in awe of someone who actually smiles and has facial expressions. Learning is a slow process.
What can I say, I am a fan of Ne-Yo.
So, here is the conclusion I have reached vis a vis Nicole Richie and her now 8 consecutive days of going out. Parents work and we don't give them crap about going to work for 10 hours a day so I am not going to give crap to parents who are actors just because they go out for a few hours each night.
I'm not saying that Molly Sims is fun to hang out with because she is a two fisted drinker, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

Lets see. A NASCAR driver, a baseball player and now an author. Hell, all I need now is a candlestick maker and I can have a f**king nursery rhyme. This is Stefan Merrill Black by the way. Say hello Stefan.

Seth Myers has been here before, but I don't know if I have ever told everyone to steal "See this Movie." It is extremely funny, but in a very surreal kind of way. Great now I sound like an art critic. I liked it.
Scott Harrison founded charity:water which is one of the very best organizations I can think of. However, his choice of friends. Not so much.
When you wear what Savage is wearing, you are just saying to the world..suck it. I admire that.
Our reader photo. Wow. Ummm. She certainly has lots of guns. I think Tom Cruise would be more terrified by the fact that a woman was in front of him.
It's a Zooey and she looks great by herself. What would happen though if she was not alone. Lets give her a prom.

Now we have a deer in the headlights prom photo. She got knocked up that night so they got married. What if they had a family photo?
With the handsy father-in-law.
The Cribs - Polzeath, UK
Sarah Michelle Gellar on the set of Veronika Decides To Die.