Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo
So, obviously not a full on photo of Mel Ferrer, but I just really like the photo and I'm sure that happy times are what his family would like to remember now. RIP.
Anne Hathaway selling herself out to a German tabloid. Nothing wrong with that. But look at who is on their cover. Athena Onassis. See? That's what we need here. There is no way she could possibly be normal.
Looks like Lindsay Lohan found at least one unlikely customer for her leggings. Come on Annie. Next thing you know Annie is going to go out and buy Lindsay's new album.
If Mel hadn't passed this was going to be on the top. When is the last time there has been an Aimee Osborne sighting photographed? Here she is. If you can't guess which of the two females she is, then you need to go outside and practice kicking yourselves in the ass.
See that grin on Carmen Electra's face? That is how you know she looks at FFF. See that look on Michelle Trachtenberg's face? OK, that is how you can tell she is not a reader and instead
wants her hands full of David Spade love.
Unless of course the Spade can use those 12 pack a day Marlboro good looks into scoring a chick from The Hills. "Yep. I used to date Heather Locklear. Dumped her."
Something very 60'ish about Mark Ronson and Daisy Lowe. Kind of like it.
Normally I would give David Katzenberg s**t about being this wasted in public. Honestly though, I don't blame him one bit. Just think about his potential in-laws.
Emily Deschanel's eyes are freaking me out. David Boreanz seems happy for the love though. Who wouldn't? I would rather have Zooey though.
"What? You want a piece of me?" 
First time appearance for Josh Radnor.
Gavin Rossdale - New York
If Elletra is going to be a star she needs to marry a Smith right away.
Or a Hirsch, but somehow I don't think Emile is going to be marrying any women.
I swear to everything that is holy that the first name of this woman is Muffie. WireImage listed her as socialite Muffie Potter Aston. I didn't know Muffie's actually existed.
M-E-L - 20 minutes later Mel B finished writing out her name.
The night always starts out so promising, what with your bleeding Bambi's on your dress.
The the next thing you know, you drink a shot to each of the dead Bambi's and someone is carrying you home.
Kelly Osbourne had a Renaissance festival gig after this event. She got the turkey drumstick concession this year so she is pretty psyched about it.
Our lovely reader photo of the day.
Spanish subjects can each take a turn posing with the Princess. Just no touching, or smoking. The heat can make the wax melt.
Love Neil Patrick Harris. Hate the Sears suit from the 70's.
First timers Nash and Joel Edgerton.
Will anyone say anything bad about Michelle Williams again?
Wynton Marsalis - New York
This is going to be one hell of a show.
I find myself actually very happy for Lindsay Lohan. Hope they invite me to the wedding.
I don't think a photo could get more cheesy.
Another first timer is Sam Anderson.
Emile Hirsch is quite straight from all the rumors I've heard. A pretentious ass, but straight.
ReplyDeleteyesterday ent posted the cute reader with the I <3 you sign, today a cute reader on her bed in just her bathrobe. Tomorrow the lingerie?
I laughed far too loudly at the M-E-L joke.
And Muffie. I suppose her husband is some award winning diver...
Mark Ronson for next Bond, please.
WILL ARNETT FOR FFF!!! YEAH!
ReplyDeletehey ent,
ReplyDeletewhat do you mean by your "This is going to be one hell of a show," comment? i didnt see anything on imdb involving the two of them.
nobody makes a fool of our family without my help--gob
Where the heck is a picture of Daniel Craig?
ReplyDeleteMuffie's husband is (or was) Sherill Aston, a very prominent NY plastic surgeon. You mean you couldn't tell?
ReplyDeleteMark Ronson and Daisy Lowe look great together--they are a very attractive couple.
ReplyDeleteYikes on the Aimeeeeee Osborne string headband!
ReplyDeleteGreat reader photo. The photo made me turn my head sideways to look. How many of ya did the same??
ReplyDeleteThanks Enty for the musician photos. :~}
lol, dn. Loved your line about muffie's husband!
ReplyDeleteSexy reader photo.
Mark Ronson is too cute - he looks like he stepped out of "Down with Love."
another hot reader! (head side turn too)
ReplyDeleteaimee, pocahontas called, you can keep it.
the snoop dog is in the hizzle.
(snoops concert went on sale in vancouver at 4:20 and sold out at 4:21 lol)
love the ronson prom pic.
"hey have you met my friend Ted?"
Gavin..drool.
lol at least Lily is still holding her award!
Princess Stick Figure needs to eat. those are freaky long limbs on her.
i liek Nash n Joel,no clue who they are though.
Michelle Williams- prob not. were they b4?
Will Arnett , i love you but please lose the leather face tan and eat a sand'ich.
Lilo- do what you gotta do girl.
...and just what's WRONG with Renfaires?!? Not to get all medieval on your ass, Ent*, but I've just gotten reinvolved with the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism) again after 20+ years away, and am having a terrific time, and I think Kelly's dress looks quite spiffy to boot. (The SCA, FWIW, is one of the biggest re-enactment groups out there, and covers the period from roughly 400-1600 AD. Go to and check it out--there's a lot to be said for gentlemen bowing, kissing your hand, and addressing you as "milady", I assure you.)
ReplyDeleteWhile we're on the medieval/renfaire subject, did you know that guitarist Tom Morello (formerly of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave) used to be a lute-playing, tights-wearing minstrel at renfaires? Yes, really--heard that one from the horse's mouth about 5 years ago, and I'm guessing he was VERY popular w/the ladies while he was doing it. ;-)
*Actually, SCAdians have been known to joke about getting "prehistoric" on asses... :-)
OK, somehow my link didn't make it in there...it's www.sca.org, in case you're curious about the SCA.
ReplyDeleteOMG...the forehead on that Muffie thing...I can't look away... "It's like a lava lamp..."
ReplyDeleteI love Lily Allen, and I love the idea behind the dress (though I'm such a sap even blooddy Bambis on a DRESS gets me sad LOL) but she really REALLY needs to learn how to hold her liquor. No harm in partying - she's in her early 20's, doesn't look like she ever gets behind the wheel, no problems. BUT DAMN. It's just so pathetic. I was carried out of a bar once - it's lame, lame lame. LOL
I love Will Arnett and I love that he's Canadian and I love that he's from Toronto and I LOOOOVE that he's a Leaf's fan. *uncontrollable gushing* LOL
I don't give a shit WHO Lindsay wants to bone, I just need her TO GO AWAY. PLEASE. This is the longest, most dragged out career death ever...LOL
I'm thinking the lesbians are so excited to expand beyond Rosie, Ellen, Melissa, and Portia, that we'll welcome Lindsay with arms (legs?) wide open. Even if she is just a slutty bi.
ReplyDelete(And no, hold your fire, I'm not saying all bis are slutty. Just her.)
Mark Ronson's gf is adorable!
ReplyDeleteIs there something ummm...strange about Muffie's hairline, or is that just me?
ReplyDeleteOh no! it's Muffie with her hiigh hairline!
ReplyDeleteLove love love Mark Ronson.
LOL at the Snoop/Carmen Electra comment, EL.
EL, why didn't you put Gavin's picture below Mark Ronson/Daisy Lowe and make some type of (snarky) 'Daddy would approve' comment?
ReplyDeletereally has nothing to do with this post but just wanted to say i LOVE your blog - it is just so raw & honest & thanx for introducing me to DUFFY - i am officially obsessed XOXO
ReplyDeleteIs that a very lovely Audrey Hepburn with Mel in the first shot? They were married, right? I'm showing my ignorance of Golden Hollywood, shoot me now please!
ReplyDeleteOkay ENT I can't get my leg high enough to kick my own butt, so you'll have to help me out. Is Aimee the one on the left? I don't really dig the Osbornes so help me out a little.
The only person you should expect to see in a bowling alley is David Spade. He's all dressed up with no where to go. Oh, and please do something with the white circles under the eyes. They make Trachtenberg look healthy.
Aww, lay off Lily. She's got a great voice, and she's an honest human being. Those two we need more of.
I hate the Lindsey, but she does look happy. Maybe she can settle down now and go the fck away.
On the Renfest - hey, it's a great festival. We go every year. But it is a festival based upon wearing period costumes and recreating an era from long, long ago.
ReplyDeleteThe outfits look great at Renfest. But if you are not at the festival or in a play - the look pretty silly. Just as silly as wearing a Roman toga or 1800 southern bell hoop skirts to the grocery store.