Which A-list actor, who yells from the rooftops that he is straight, approached a male Off-Broadway star in a bar and offered to pay him big bucks to watch him and another dude get it on in the rest room?
What beyondseattle said. I really think that another reason TC is into Scientology is that it provides him with young men who are easy to keep quiet.
I theorize that there's a special brigade of "assistants" who are brainwashed and loyal (as only cult members can be) and would NEVER, under pain of DEATH, whisper a word of what TommyGirl does with them.
Isn't that the main perk of being a cult leader? Sex with adoring underlings?
Wouldn't TC have someone else offer the invitation for him? This does seem sloppy for someone of his stature. And the bathroom as well -- I thought the stories were that people were very carefully taken to a secure location -- not a rest room!
The reason why TC wouldn't even hesitate about approaching a guy without fear of the story getting out is that at the level he's at in the cult they actually believe they can control everything - people's thoughts, actions, media etc.
I think Mario Lopez is correct, he's in a chorus line on broadway. Tom Cruise is not in New York yet, with Katie. He doesn't go out unless the paps are following him documenting his midgetness husbanding anyway. He's on the DL with church members.
I thought Kevin Spacey, he's still denying. Everyone on that list is or was married, most with kids.
Tom Cruise, because I have proof. I know it's 3rd hand, but I trust the person that told me. My friend has a friend (a guy) that Tommy Girl hit on in a bar once. He wouldn't leave him alone until the bouncer told him to knock it off.
Ben Affleck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Kidding... Tom Cruise :D
Yep, totally TC. They're in NYC right now, no?
ReplyDeleteYap, Tommyboy.
ReplyDeletewow, how could he (tc)be so sloppy.
ReplyDeleteMario "down lo"Lopez?
ReplyDeleteWhat beyondseattle said. I really think that another reason TC is into Scientology is that it provides him with young men who are easy to keep quiet.
ReplyDeleteI theorize that there's a special brigade of "assistants" who are brainwashed and loyal (as only cult members can be) and would NEVER, under pain of DEATH, whisper a word of what TommyGirl does with them.
Isn't that the main perk of being a cult leader? Sex with adoring underlings?
I think the name might rhyme with "Bom Struze".
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise!!!!
ReplyDeleteThough if IM honest I kinda hope that its Zac Efron
One of these days ol' Tommy Boy is gonna do something that someone has video of, and no lawyer on this earth is gonna be able to help him.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to that day. I have popcorn in reserve.
No one cares, Tommy boy! Just get your freak on and go away.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't TC have someone else offer the invitation for him? This does seem sloppy for someone of his stature. And the bathroom as well -- I thought the stories were that people were very carefully taken to a secure location -- not a rest room!
ReplyDeleteThis is why I always go to the bathroom begore I leave my house.
ReplyDeleteoops--"before"
ReplyDeleteI too am wondering...wouldn't he be more careful? he's trying so hard to project this straight image...
ReplyDeleteSorry, Tom, I would watch, but I haven't received my shipment from 1-800-Contacts yet.
ReplyDeletehe's tom fucking cruise,he can do no wrong in his eyes.
ReplyDeleteyou don't think he came up with Cruise on a whim do you?
LOL Jax LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe reason why TC wouldn't even hesitate about approaching a guy without fear of the story getting out is that at the level he's at in the cult they actually believe they can control everything - people's thoughts, actions, media etc.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Wikipedia, there are few A list actors; here they are:
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks and Tom Cruise topped the latest ranking in 2006. Ulmer's latest Top Ten List, from 2006, also includes:
Jim Carrey
George Clooney
Russell Crowe
Johnny Depp
Nicole Kidman
Jude Law
Brad Pitt
Julia Roberts
I thought, why not include the ladies, too?
I think Mario Lopez is correct, he's in a chorus line on broadway. Tom Cruise is not in New York yet, with Katie. He doesn't go out unless the paps are following him documenting his midgetness husbanding anyway. He's on the DL with church members.
ReplyDeleteI thought Kevin Spacey, he's still denying. Everyone on that list is or was married, most with kids.
Would Mario Lopez really be considered an A-list actor though? He's more of a reality show stooge.
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey seems like a good guess, zandra
Is Hugh Jackman still in Australia filming? I think he is also a member of the A-List Down-Low Club.
ReplyDelete" sloppy for someone of his stature"
ReplyDeletebrainypirate, you did that on purpose! beautifully phrased, my friend!!
Mario Lopez ain't A list. TC is a great guess!
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise, because I have proof. I know it's 3rd hand, but I trust the person that told me. My friend has a friend (a guy) that Tommy Girl hit on in a bar once. He wouldn't leave him alone until the bouncer told him to knock it off.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think Hugh Jackman is gay -- people only say that because he played Peter Allen and has an older normal-looking wife.
ReplyDeleteThis could be Cruise -- I really hope so, lol! But, it could also be Clooney.
What about Travolta? "Yells from the rooftops" has to be a clue, he was in Shout in 1991???
ReplyDeleteYells from the rooftops made me think Jumps on Couches
ReplyDeleteRichard Gere?
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