Monday, June 23, 2008

Michael Jackson Just Had An Orgasm


In news that is sure to warm the heart of Michael Jackson and umm, other areas of his body, Jermaine Dupri told Kneepads magazine that he and Janet Jackson are ready to have a baby. Jackson who is 42 now, and Dupri are planning on having/getting this baby after her current tour finishes.

If they adopt, I'm sure Michael will want to be in on the selection. I mean he is a caring uncle right? He wants nothing but the best little baby for his sister. He already has given her a card which entitles Janet to free babysitting for life. Of course it will be Michael who will be doing the babysitting. Don't worry he has a big bed and brings his own pajamas. Crotchless, but he brings them.

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