Friday, June 06, 2008

A Lindsay Lohan Bathroom Sex Story - With A Guy


I thought about using all kinds of funny headlines for this story, but then I realized that a nice straight forward tell it like it is headline would work even better. The problem is now it is not so simple because I have to clarify if it is with a guy or girl, or if she gets low enough on cash perhaps then she would be involved in one of those shows I have heard about down in Mexico or the Netherlands, or you know, other place. Not that I would actually visit any of those shows. OK, one time, maybe two.

Anyway, to get back to Lindsay having sex in a bathroom stall. Lets just say that she is now two degrees of separation from having sex with Bobby Brown or Whitney Houston. Yep. Lindsay and Bobby's son Landon got it on in a nightclub bathroom. And get this. He wants more of Lindsay but somehow can't get in touch.

This is all from The Enquirer by the way.

"Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in."

He added: "It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon."

Have you seen Landon Brown? Good looking guy and to me looks nothing like Bobby. I know the kid wants to be famous and all, but I'm guessing Lindsay didn't so much as recognize him as just thought he would make for the best f**k she was going to find that hour.


12 comments:

  1. Damn, this girl never misses an opportunity does she? So sad.

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  2. wonder how much coke he had on him..

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  3. This guy is a liar. You forgot to mention he's promoting a reality show and since no one knows who he is, he's using Lindsay's name for some publicity. LOL at "I think she recognized me"... bitch, please.

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  4. re diana:

    I think you accidentally added an extra "a" in your name, Mrs. Lohan.

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  5. I think the only people who recognize him are family members. Non-under-the-influence-of-something family members. Heh.

    I second what Diana said: LOL at "I think she recognized me"... bitch, please.

    Well said Diana.

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  6. marisa - that was funny...

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  7. kris -

    thanks i'll be here all night

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  8. lol...marisa you're killing me...

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  9. LOL @Marisa.

    Hey, how do we know Lindsey didn't recognize him? Doesn't this young crowd usually travel in packs? Just because we've never seen him before doesn't mean Lindsey hasn't been stalking him. He is cute afterall.

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  10. PR.

    gotta be .
    i don't remember the phrase as "once you go black you go Ronson"

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  11. Depends which Ronson.

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  12. "down in Mexico or the Netherlands, or you know, other place"

    Where is the other place?

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